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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 3144 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 368 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
And get this, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that gives you magical powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombie DJs and skeleton backup dancers all night long!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever created! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!