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Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Votes:	1131
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Animals Bred:	47	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	7975
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7049	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
New Chunks Explored:	713590	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	143	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Emeralds Found:	9447	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ores Mined:	5325
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Potions Brewed:	124

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?