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DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magic Items Found:	4873
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	99	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Towns Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	1772
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	705487

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	698709	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Annual, aunt, Board Games, cousins, CousinsCraft, cultural views, decision, Entertainment, exclusion, family, Grandparents, Karaoke, Kids, mental capacity, Minecraft, parents, Server, Siblings, sleepover, South Asian-American, tradition, Upset

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4473
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying relatives who ruin your fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family sleepovers! No more whining, no more crying, just pure gaming bliss with your online buddies.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.

Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.

RecycleRageCraft

aita, Asshole, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, family, full bin, misunderstanding, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighborly behavior, Party, recycle bin, RecycleRageCraft, recycling, recycling etiquette, social norms

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life neighbors and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled neighbors!

Join us and build your own virtual neighborhood where you can fill your bins with as much recycling as you want without any judgment. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate fortress to keep out any pesky neighbors trying to steal your resources.

And if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (and maybe even some virtual revenge ideas). So come join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and neighborly shenanigans!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

aftermath, Community, consequences, coping, DefendCraft, Experience, healing, Justice, Killed, Legal, Life, mental health, Minecraft, perspective, redditor, Reflection, self defense, self-defense laws, Server, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	8018	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Looking for some excitement and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master builder, explorer, and warrior all in one!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Redditor appears! But don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll have the skills to defend yourself and come out on top. Who knew that playing Minecraft could prepare you for real-life self-defense situations?

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where anything is possible. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters – all while making new friends and laughing at outrageous stories like the one about the Redditor who killed a person for self-defense. Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft server out there!