Hazels Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Creeper Cafe Boom!

Attack, Bombing, boom, cafe, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, creeper, crisis management., Damage, Destruction, direct hit, emergency response, Haifa, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, News, Report, Restaurant, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

Amr, antimicrobial resistance, antimicrobial resistance genes, Bacteria, bacterial resistance, blocks, dietary zinc, DiSRuPtiON, gene transfer, gene transmission, guy, inhibits, Microbiome, microbiome disruption, nonexistent rates, plasmids, reduced rates, research, transmission inhibition, Zinc, zinc effects, zinc supplementation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

active community, Builders, cactus farmers, Daylight, Discord, Dracoria, dragons, Dwarves, economic growth, Events, fighters, Government, Housing, Language, Lore, money making, OZNO EFA, Players, Religion, Roleplay, savings, Southern Talasi, Struggle, Time, Towns, Vampires

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	52
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

Overview:

Who are we?	The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
What do we offer?	An actually active community Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing! A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making Deep lore, our own language and religion WEEKLY Events!
What do we need?	YOU Builders 🔨 Cactus Farmers 🌵 Fighters ⚔️ Active Players! 🕰️

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns?	No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
What kind of events are held weekly?	We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

Alternate Universe, Coming of Age, controversial, dream, every guy, FANTASY, grow up, guys, handle it, Like.., lose virginity, Minecraft, mom teaches, moral implications, parental guidance, role reversal, Server, sexual education, sexual initiation, societal norms, taboo, takes virginity, taught how to have sex, Unconventional

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

Character development, cinematic experience, cinematic moments, cinematography, doctor sleep, film analysis, film buffs, film discussion, Film Reviews, Kino, kino scenes, mediocre, mediocre movies, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie enthusiasts, movie scenes, movies, overlooked gems, plot twists, Scenes, smp, storytelling, underrated directors, underrated films

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Crops Grown:	2730
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

advice, Boyfriend, break up, Buddies, Communication, ex boyfriend, ExBed, fear, fwb, Girlfriend, hook up, Intimacy, Lease, living arrangements, love, mental health, Minecraft, normal relationship, relationship, Server, toxic relationship, Ultimatum, WIBTA

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Emeralds Found:	2999
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

abortion, biological clock, birth control, children, Communication, emotional maturity, family dynamics, Family Support, FertileCraft, fertility awareness, fertility joke, fertility struggles, infertility, Live, Marriage, mental health, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationships, sister-in-law, Support, Truth

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	91	Emeralds Found:	5047
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

CraftyKidzMC SMP

advice, CraftyKidzMC, experience Time travel, guidance, hindsight, learning Youthful mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care Past decisions, self-confidence, smp, wisdom Regrets

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

absurd excuses, bad excuses, dumb excuse, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, flimsy excuses, foolish excuses, funny excuses, idiotic excuses, lame excuses, lamest excuses, LamestLies, laughable excuses, nonsensical excuses, pathetic excuses, poor excuses, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, stupid excuses, unbelievable excuses, weak excuses

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

election, Experts, independent, Independent election experts, legitimize, legitimize tally sheets, Lost, Maduro, MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft, opposition, Prove, tally sheets, Venezuela

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	3106	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.