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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6978 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!