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Browser Minecraft SMP /g/

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of being forced to switch browsers for work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any browser drama here. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few secret browser wars happening behind the scenes. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why Internet Explorer mysteriously disappeared… 😉 So come on, join us and escape the browser madness for a while!

DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

aita, bathroom, Business, DrunkCraft, escort, husband, inebriated girl, kids party room, LAUGHING, loud, minding your own business, Nice, nosy, Obnoxious, Offering, playing pool, service, Sober, walk

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

LoveStruck SMP

Lovestruck, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had someone to share your enchanted golden apples with? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love and friendship in the blocky world!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about maintaining a healthy relationship again. Our players are so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual therapy session every time you log on. Need relationship advice? Just ask our resident love guru, Steve, who once tamed a wild wolf with nothing but a bone and a dream.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cupid, a mysterious figure who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall madly in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a magical matchmaker roaming the virtual plains?

So ditch the single-player life and come join us for a wild ride of romance, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CraftyHabit2021

best habits, CraftyHabit2021, daily habits, habit building, habit challenge, habit change, habit development, habit formation, habit formation tips, habit goals, habit motivation, habit success, habit tracking, habits, healthy habits, new habits, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Farms Harvested:	961	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchantments Applied:	249	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Votes:	7879	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you will ever encounter. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across next!

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he’s not here to blow you up, just to give you a spooky high-five!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is home to the most insane parkour courses you’ve ever seen. Jump, climb, and swing your way through obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills to the max!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SwissCraft: No Weapons Allowed

Allowed, arms control, arms embargo, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, defense industry, defense procurement, diplomatic tensions, economic sanctions, European nations, european security, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, military equipment, military exports, political pressure, Swiss-made weapons, SwissCraft, Ukraine restrictions, weapons

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

haha bro come join our epic minecraft server where we use swiss-made weapons to dominate the virtual world!! european nations be jelly cuz they know we got that swiss firepower on lock. we out here causing chaos and wrecking havoc like a bunch of crazed villagers. join us if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up with swiss precision. let’s goooooo!!!

Quantum Time Warp Server

causality, experimental evidence, negative time, physics research, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, quantum field theory, Quantum Mechanics, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum theory, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time manipulation, time reversal, time reversal symmetry, time travel, Warp

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

so, like, we have this totally rad minecraft server where we found evidence of ‘negative time’ in a quantum physics experiment. like, imagine if you could go back in time and prevent yourself from falling into that lava pit or losing all your diamonds to a creeper.

join our server and experience the mind-bending possibilities of time travel in minecraft. you’ll be able to build epic structures in seconds, defeat mobs before they even spawn, and basically be the master of time and space in the minecraft universe.

plus, our community is full of quirky players who love to joke around and have a good time. we have regular events like time-travel treasure hunts, reverse gravity parkour challenges, and even a disco party where the music plays backwards.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), come join us and discover the wonders of ‘negative time’ for yourself. trust us, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss.

Brightworks

Active Staff, Adventure, Brightworks, Challenges, Community, custom events, epic builds, Friends, Fun, join us, MCMMO, Minecraft, never stops, no-griefing policy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Updates, Welcoming Community, worry-free environment

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	74
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

OPEN NOW! Welcome to Brightworks!

Looking for a Minecraft survival server that’s more than just a place to play?

Brightworks offers an exciting blend of survival gameplay, custom events, and a chill, supportive community.

Whether you’re into epic builds, intense challenges, or just relaxing with friends, you’ll find it all here.

We host custom events that keep the adventure fresh, and our team is always working on frequent updates to enhance your experience.

Plus, with a no-griefing policy and active staff, you can focus on having fun in a worry-free environment.

Join us today and be part of a community where everyone’s welcome, and the adventure never stops!

brightworksmc.com:27180

BudderCraft Network: Because our anti-cheating is stronger than my willpower to resist cake!

AntiCheating, bedrock, Beta, BudderCraft, bug, Cake, Client, Community, Development, Discord, Economy, Feature, Feedback, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Network, Plugins, Resist, rules, Server, strategy, Stronger, tutorial, update, Willpower

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes

2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber

3. A friendly community for all skill levels, with no toxic behavior

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What are the allowed mods/clients on the server?	Only Badlion Client with specified mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, etc. are allowed. Any setting not listed will be disabled.
Is joining the discord required?	It is not required but highly recommended for feedback, updates, and community interaction. You can get the discord link in-game.
What happens if I cheat on the server?	Any form of cheating, whether through mods, hacks, exploits, or other means, will result in a permanent ban. Piracy is also strictly prohibited.
Are large scale farms allowed?	No, large scale farms that disrupt the economy or gameplay balance are prohibited. View the list of banned farms in the server rules.
What version does the server run on?	The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new version release.

Ready to check us out?

Join with the IP below:

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Asian Femdom Experience Minecraft Server

asian, Asian femdom, asian girlfriend, authentic experience, BDSM, Communication, confess, cultural exchange, Domination, Experience, femdom, fetish, interracial, kink, metallic scrubber, Minecraft, move in together, power play, relationship dynamics, role reversal, Server, Submission, trust building, wash rice cooker, White

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt hut, when suddenly you stumble upon this server. And guess what? It’s run by an Asian girlfriend who’s not afraid to show you who’s boss! 😂😂😂

Join our server for the ultimate Asian femdom experience – forget diamonds, this is the real treasure you’ve been searching for! And hey, if you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to have your rice cooker scrubbed with a metallic scrubber, well, you’re in luck! 🍚🔪

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and get ready for a wild ride filled with domination, rice cookers, and a whole lot of laughs! 😜✨🎮

Money Saving Minecraft SMP

budgeting, cost of living, Dream lifestyle, early retirement, expat life, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Stability, frugal living, future planning, investment strategy, live like a king, long term savings, Long-term goals, Minecraft, MONEY, retirement planning, SAVING, saving money, smp, third-world country, Wealth accumulation, work hard

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mines Excavated:	4802	Votes:	601
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your empire now so you can retire like a boss at 35! Imagine ruling over your own kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you and diamonds raining from the sky. Who needs a boring office job when you can live like a king in a virtual world? Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare loot. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and start your journey to ultimate Minecraft glory!