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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9783 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 146 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 76 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where every block was made of chocolate and every tree grew pizza slices. They rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens and emerged victorious, with a diamond sword in one hand and a slice of cake in the other.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a giant golem made entirely of enchanted blocks who roams the land granting wishes to lucky players. Want a pet dragon? Done. A castle made of gold? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: No actual unicorns, rainbow-riding, or chocolate blocks included. But we do have a pretty awesome community and some killer mini-games!)