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NoGuns4AfD

afd, Controversial Decision, court ruling, extremism, far-right party, firearms, German court, germany, gun control, gun laws, gun ownership, gun ownership rights, gun restrictions, Guns, legal ruling, members, NoGuns4AfD, political controversy, political party, right wing, rules

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Zombie Dances:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape the real world drama, like seriously, we don’t allow any AfD members here, so you can just relax and build your epic creations without any political nonsense getting in the way. plus, our court system is run by a bunch of chickens, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Blowjob-Proof Minecraft

adult content, adult entertainment, Blowjob, BlowjobProof, challenge, explicit, explicit content, fetish, Find, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, Minecraft, Niche, ONLINE, porn, rare, search, sexual, SPECIALIZED, Specific, taboo, Unique

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

PhasedCraft Minecraft Server

Behavior, calling out, Defending, Destroying, DRAMATUBERS, fans defending behavior, girls pandering, love, Minecraft, Pandering, phase fans, PhasedCraft, Promoting, Server, supporting, Views, Watching

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, listen up, we’ve got the craziest Minecraft server out there and you need to join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a group of dramatubers who tried to take over our server with their drama and chaos. But do you know what happened? Our loyal players banded together and defeated them with their epic building skills and diamond swords. So, if you’re looking for a server where drama gets shut down quicker than a creeper explosion, then this is the place for you. Join now and be a part of the epic Minecraft saga that will go down in history!

AnimeAddict Minecraft Server

#animeaddict, Anime, anticipation, binge watching, Community, discussion, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, Finally, forum, long awaited, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, posted, Recommendations, series, Server, television, trending, TV, Watching

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being a normie who hasn’t watched the latest anime that everyone is talking about on /tv/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special area where you can watch all the hottest anime in style! Dive into the world of waifus and mechas while building your own anime-inspired creations in-game. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft? Join us now and become the ultimate weeb!

Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

anger, biracial, Communication, DCFS, family, Haircut, Havoc, matting, medical neglect, Minecraft, neglect, neglectful, Niece, Pain, parents, Permission, predicament, salon, Server, shoulder length, split ends, tangled hair, thinning hair

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a hair-raising adventure that will leave you in knots (but hopefully not as bad as poor Jenny’s hair).

With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!

ChunkCraft: No Fat Shaming!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, casual dating, ChunkCraft, Confrontation, DATING, fat, fat shaming, gym progress, hitting the gym, mutual friends, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, Shaming, skinny, skinny shaming, slim guy, tall guys, uninvited guests, weight shaming

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Are you tired of being called “twiggy” and “short” by Vanessa’s jealous friend? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and show off your slim physique while building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Vanessa’s friend won’t stand a chance against your Minecraft skills, and you can prove to her that size doesn’t matter in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, who needs the approval of mutual friends when you can have a blast on our server?

So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Let’s show Vanessa’s friend that being slim doesn’t mean you can’t be a Minecraft legend!

TidyCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom organization, clean room, cleaning routine, cleaning tips, clutter control, clutter-free living, decluttering, home organization, maintaining a tidy room, Minecraft, minimalist living, neat and tidy, organization hacks, organized living, organized space, room cleaning, room decor, room organization, Server, tidy room, TidyCraft, tidying tips, tidying up

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Animals Bred:	90
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Are you tired of cleaning up your messy room in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, your virtual room will always be spotless! Join us and experience the magic of never having to pick up your dirty socks or make your bed ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to tidy up after players. So come on in and let the ghost do all the cleaning for you!

TeenCashCraft

budgeting, college, creative ways, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, freelance, gig economy, high school, Job, making money, MONEY, OFFLINE, ONLINE, part time, reddit, SAVING, side hustle, Teen, TeenCashCraft, Tips, young entrepreneur

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4565
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8762
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	4

Oh, honey, forget about making money as a teen, join our Minecraft server and make virtual diamonds rain from the sky! We’ve got creepers that moonwalk, villagers that break out into dance parties, and a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the wackiest server around!

PixelPistolProtestors

anti-tourism, Backlash, barcelona, demonstration, European travel, Fire, local residents, PixelPistolProtestors, protest, Protesters, responsible travel., spain, sustainable tourism, tourism, tourism impact, tourism industry, tourism management, tourist behavior, travel, Visitors, water pistols

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have anti-tourism protesters firing water pistols at visitors! it’s like a crazy water gun fight but in minecraft! be part of the chaos and see who can dodge the water bullets the longest! plus, our protesters have mad skills and can do backflips while shooting water guns, it’s insane! join now for a wild and wet adventure unlike any other!

SongTitleHatersMC

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Farms Harvested:	423

are you tired of hearing your name and immediately hating that song? well, boy do we have the server for you! join us and never have to suffer through that annoying tune again.

imagine a world where every time someone says your name, it’s not followed by a terrible song. sounds like paradise, right? well, that’s exactly what you’ll get on our server.

we have a special plugin that detects song titles and automatically changes them to something more pleasant. so no more cringing every time someone mentions your name.

plus, we have the friendliest community around. everyone is always willing to lend a hand or just have a good laugh. you’ll never feel alone on our server.

so come join us and say goodbye to those pesky song title woes. you won’t regret it!