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BlockyBitchCraft Minecraft Server

argument with manager, BlockyBitchCraft, contacting owner, corporate takeover, Facebook misuse, family-operated, farm store, firing employees, hawaii vacation, higher pay, iowa state fair, lenient owner, Minecraft, quitting job, rehiring employees, scheduling conflict, seniority dispute, Server, teenage employees, vacation plans, warehouse manager, workplace drama

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Potions Brewed:	46	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! 🌟🤣

🚜 Ever worked at a Farm store with teen girls and Walmart Karens? We’ve got you covered! 🚜

😱 Imagine being told to cancel your family vacation to the Iowa State Fair because the new manager wants to go to Hawaii! 😱

🤯 And don’t even get us started on the warehouse shenanigans – Facebook drama, firings, and rehirings, oh my! 🤯

💰 But hey, at least the owner promises higher pay and a better position for surviving the chaos! 💰

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s wilder than a herd of pigs on a rollercoaster! 🐷🎢

NinjaCraft Server: The Competent Gamers

action games, Competent, competent game, dead or alive, engaging storylines, game creators, game design, game developers, game development, game studio, Gamers, gaming excellence, gaming industry, High-quality graphics, innovative gameplay, Japanese developers, ninja gaiden, NinjaCraft, Server, skilled developers, successful franchises, TALENTED, team ninja, video games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Potions Brewed:	54
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	75	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436

Are you tired of playing on servers where the players couldn’t ninja their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of ninjas who are actually skilled at Minecraft! They can build a castle faster than you can say “shuriken” and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

Join our server for the chance to learn from the best of the best, hone your ninja skills, and maybe even discover your own hidden ninja talents. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground ninja village where players can test their agility and stealth in epic parkour challenges.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server run by ninja masters? Come join us and unleash your inner ninja!

SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

Adversity, athletic prowess, boxing, Competition, discrimination, Drama, fat white loser, great white hope, heavyweight champion, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racism, Redemption, Server, SnowyPixel, Social Issues, society, sports, Struggle, triumph, Underdog, white privilege

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of being a skinny loser in Minecraft? Well, come join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server and embrace your inner chunkiness! Our server is filled with endless buffets of virtual food to chow down on, so you can finally achieve that perfect round shape you’ve always dreamed of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?

So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!

PiratePlayzCraft

books, cartoons, children, children’s literature, DAUGHTER, high school mascot, Murderers, Pirate adventures, pirate characters, pirate culture, pirate entertainment, pirate fascination, pirate media, pirate stories, Pirate Theme, PiratePlayzCraft, Pirates, pirates for kids, Popular, thieves, tv shows

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got pirates, matey! Like, everywhere you look, there be pirates sailin’ the high seas and diggin’ for treasure. And get this, our server mascot is a freakin’ pirate too! Arrr!

But wait, there’s more! We got secret hidden islands with buried treasure, haunted pirate ships that you can explore, and even a giant kraken that you can battle for epic loot. And don’t even get me started on the pirate parties we throw every weekend, complete with grog and dancing!

So if you wanna join the craziest pirate-themed Minecraft server around, come aboard and set sail with us. Just watch out for those pesky parrots, they’re always up to no good. Arrr!

Nations in minecraft, where players build empires with swords and silly hats

Army, Army Battle, Branch of the guild, BUILD, bustling towns, Civilization, Civilization Simulation, Clan Artemis, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, Farming, Friends, guild, guild member, guildman, hats, Minecraft, Nations, Players, Prestige, PvP, Rich, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, silly, Swords, Towns

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	102
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the server.
Is there a specific theme or setting for the server?	Yes, the server aims to simulate civilization in minecraft, allowing players to become part of guilds, grow their power, and engage in various activities.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts events regularly to keep the gameplay experience exciting and engaging for all players.
Can I just join the server and play casually?	Absolutely! Whether you want to actively participate in guild activities or simply enjoy a peaceful life of farming, there is room for all playstyles on the server.

/pol/raft Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, community engagement, conservative values, Cultural preservation, current events, ethnonationalism, free speech, identity politics, internet communities, Minecraft, nationalist movements, online activism, online forums, POL, political discussions, Politics, polraft, racial demographics, racial identity, Server, Social Issues, white nationalism, WHITE PRIDE

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mines Excavated:	4683	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.

Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, DSPP, Earthworm, Earthworm Jim Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF broker class action lawsuit, JIMS, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, Rugpulled, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME report, Server, Short Restrictions, sneed hedgies., Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Potions Brewed:	138
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Magic Items Found:	4892
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

Birthday, bottle label, Canada, chocolate bar, DAUGHTER, Escape, funny, Happy, hard hat, husband, idiot, mad, Minecraft, safeway, Server, side eye, smores, Sweater, tool box, Truck, whisky sticker, WhiskyWifes, Wife, YARD

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Potions Brewed:	98
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyClean Co.

apartment, app services, Appliances, building, Complaints, CraftyClean, DoorDash, dryers, English language, family, Friends, income, Instacart, LANDLORD, laundromat, laundry service, lease agreement, livelihood, neighbors, tenants, washers

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the washers and dryers are always in use – but not by pesky neighbors trying to make a quick buck! No, here we have a mysterious laundry queen who has turned our humble laundry room into a bustling business empire. Who needs diamonds when you can have freshly laundered clothes at the click of a button?

Join our server and witness the epic saga of the Laundry Lady, a non-English speaking entrepreneur who has taken the Minecraft world by storm with her laundry delivery service. Will she expand her empire to other virtual realms? Will she face off against the evil landlord who dares to question her methods? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server.

So come on down and experience the thrill of doing laundry in Minecraft like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have dirty socks and fabric softener? Join now and be a part of the most bizarre and hilarious server you’ll ever encounter. And remember, don’t be a Karen – embrace the chaos and let the laundry madness begin!

HatecraftTeacherGone

controversial, Curiosity, Disappearance, Disliked, education, gossip, HatecraftTeacherGone, History, investigation, Memories, missing, Mystery, past, Rumors, scandal, School, Staff, Students, Teacher, unpopular, unresolved

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of dealing with that one teacher everyone hated in school? Well, come join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened to them! Rumor has it they were last seen getting chased by a pack of creepers and skeletons in our virtual world. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and save them, or will you join forces with the mobs and take them down once and for all? Join now for a chance to rewrite history and have some laughs along the way!

SloveniaCraft420

adult-use, approve, ballot, Cannabis, decision, drug policy, european union, law, legalization, legislation, Marijuana, Measure, Pot, public opinion, recreational, referendum, slovenia, SloveniaCraft420, social change, voters, Weed

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	529
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints? well, do i have the server for you! we just got approved for adult-use cannabis legalization in slovenia, so you know this server is gonna be lit AF!

imagine mining for diamonds while smoking a fat blunt, or building a house out of giant marijuana leaves. plus, our pvp battles are next level when everyone is high as a kite. trust me, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come join us on the dankest server in slovenia and get ready to blaze it up while you craft and build with your fellow stoners. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get high on minecraft!