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Perky Minecraft SMP Saggy Team – Let’s Bounce!

beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, bounce, breast preference, breast shape, breast size, cultural norms, Lets, Media influence, Minecraft, natural beauty., perky, personal preference, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, Saggy, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal standards, TEAM, team perky, team saggy, women’s bodies

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	2375	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3322
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to join Team Perky! Why, you ask? Because we have the most epic battles between Team Perky and Team Saggy, all fought with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

Jumpmoore Kingdom

Parkour, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome travelers to Jumpmoore Kingdom, an RPG Parkour Server. A server filled with parkour courses in the form of dungeons surrounded by unique intricate details and architecture built with passion by the MMoC’s Building team. Join us! Java version 1.21-1.21.1

Play.jumpmoore.net

Decade Edge Minecraft Server

arousal, Decade, delayed ejaculation, difficulty ejaculating, edge, edging, erectile dysfunction, libido, Masturbation, masturbation techniques, Minecraft, prolonged arousal, self-control, sensitivity, Server, sexual desire, sexual difficulties, sexual dysfunction, sexual dysfunction treatment, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual stimulation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Emeralds Found:	7497	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your sensitive dick won’t stop you from having a great time! Our server is so exciting and intense, it will make you forget all about your edging struggles.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.

So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?

> Will lose 300 million people in the next… Minecraft SMP

2030, demographic shift, economic collapse, economy dead, failed state, financial meltdown, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, government debt, housing market crash, LOSE, MILLION, Minecraft, next, next 20 years, people, political instability, population decline, real estate market dead, sanctions, smp, tech sector, tens of trillions in debt, trump, Will lose 300 million people

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is falling apart? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the impending doom of losing 300 million people in the next 20 years! Our economy may be dead, but our virtual real estate market is booming! Plus, who needs a tech sector when you can build redstone contraptions all day long? Don’t let Trump cuck you again, come join us in our failed state by 2030 and let’s build a better future together…or at least have a good laugh before it all goes to hell!

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

Cash, Cash and Nico, family friendly, I Built a MONSTER HOUSE in Minecraft, kid friendly, Minecraft, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Towns Built:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Cash is a talented musician known for his unique blend of country and rock music. With a distinctive voice and heartfelt lyrics, he has captured the hearts of fans all over the world. Hailing from Nashville, Cash has been making music for over a decade and continues to impress audiences with his soulful performances. He is a true artist who stays true to his roots while pushing the boundaries of traditional genres.

MCH server

Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, java, Mini Games, mmorpg, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	65
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Vanilla SMP server by MCH170.

mc.mch170.com

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

blocky, Fun, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic 11 weeks of your life as you embark on wild adventures, battle mythical creatures, and build the craziest structures you can imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time a player rode a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies and actually won! Or how about the time a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon? And let’s not forget the legendary treasure hunt where players dug up diamonds the size of their heads!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, crazy mini-games, and even a weekly dance party at the village square. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you feel right at home.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most insane 11 weeks of Minecraft madness you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBlack Co. Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ores Mined:	9160
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a rollercoaster.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are just part of the game. We’ve had players build secret underground bases, start fake wars for fun, and even create their own currency (which is just stacks of dirt, but hey, it’s something).

But beware, once you join, there’s no going back. Our evil overlord, Cover, has a way of keeping players trapped in the server forever. Rumor has it that if you try to leave, your Minecraft character will turn into a holodrone and be forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, there’s no grand graduation goodbye here. Once you’re in, you’re in for life. Or at least until the server crashes.

Beardmens.cc

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to Beardmens.cc! Our goal is to create a chill and friendly space where you can relax with friends and enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be—simple, fun, and close to vanilla. Think of us as ‘French Vanilla’: a little more flavorful than plain vanilla, but never overloaded with plugins. We focus on simplicity and aim to provide a server that’s easygoing and full of good vibes. Ready to join the fun? Connect with us today at Beardmens.cc!

beardmens.cc

Holy Craft Minecraft Server

BIBLE, Christ, Christianity, Craft, crucifixion, deity, Divine, FAITH, forgiveness, grace, HOLY, Jesus, Jesus Christ, love, Messiah, Minecraft, Redemption, Religion, resurrection, salvation, SAVIOR, Server, Son of God, SPIRITUAL, Worship

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchantments Applied:	144	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Votes:	8069
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the second coming of Jesus Christ himself! That’s right, Jesus is a Minecraft player now and he’s here to spread love, peace, and epic loot drops to all who join.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie villagers trying to convert you to their undead cult. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!