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PhasedOutMinecraftSMP

changing tastes, childhood memories, evolving interests, fads, fleeting passions, growing up, hobbies, interests, Nostalgia, passing interests, PhasedOutMinecraftSMP, Phases, phases come and go, phases of development, phases of discovery, phases of exploration, phases of life, short-lived hobbies, temporary fixations, temporary obsessions, trends

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Remember that time you were really into collecting toenail clippings and making sculptures out of them? Yeah, we all have those phases. But fear not, because now you can join our Minecraft SMP and leave all those weird hobbies behind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional llama parade. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond stash hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So say goodbye to your toenail art collection and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying pigs…they’re known to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

CraftyCreeper University

Academia, career, Classroom, college, CraftyCreeper, curriculum, education, Expertise, higher education, knowledge, learning, Lecture, Mentorship, Passion, Professor, research, specialization, Students, Subject, teaching, University

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	153
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place to be in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to learn how to tame a herd of explosive llamas, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

If you were a professor on our server, you would definitely be teaching “Advanced Potion Brewing with a Side of Unicorn Riding” or “How to Build a Castle Using Only Marshmallows and Rainbow Blocks.” Trust us, your students will never be bored!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning diamonds into cheeseburgers!

CokeCraft: Where Everything Seems Great!

addiction, Brain, brain function, cocaine, cocaine addiction, CokeCraft, discovery, dopamine, dopamine regulation, drug abuse, drug effects, Great, inhibition, long-term effects, mental health, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pleasure, Regulation, research, reward system, substance abuse

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is like a virtual cocaine trip for your brain, man. you join and suddenly everything seems great, like you’re on top of the world. the blocks look brighter, the mobs look friendlier, and the diamonds sparkle like never before. it’s like a whole new level of high, but without the nasty side effects.

come join us and experience the ultimate dopamine rush in the world of Minecraft. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and mine for precious resources like never before. trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where the fun never stops.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and get ready for the ride of your life. who needs drugs when you have this Minecraft server to get your fix? let’s get high on blocks together, man.

Product Server

Adventure, bedrock edition, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, hobby, japanese, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvP, server hosting, small server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

This server is a small smp server that I maintain as a hobby. Much of the text in the game is in Japanese, but it is my opinion that you will have no problem playing even if you don’t understand the Japanese. Also you can join with bedrock edition!

If you have any questions, feel free to contact me on discord!

mc.ruruna.net

FemCraft Minecraft Server

argue, babies, black homeless man, cock carousel, creepy, Demand, egalitarian, egalitarians, FemCraft, FEMINISTS, Help, Minecraft, organization, privileges, rich white women, Server, supremacy movement, Victim, wealthy class, whore phase

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
New Chunks Explored:	918400	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4284	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in true equality for all, unlike those crazy feminists out there! Join us and fight against the evil rich white women who want to prolong their cock carousel whore phase by killing babies (yes, you read that right).

On our server, we support the black homeless man suffering on the road and help those in need, unlike those feminists who only care about themselves. We are the true egalitarians who will fight against the creepy supremacy movement of feminism and align ourselves with the underprivileged.

So come join us on our server and let’s show those feminists what true equality looks like! Plus, we have some epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. See you there!

SMPQueenSlayer – Minecraft SMP >WCW dies

aew, Competition, dies, dying federation, Entertainment, gtWCW, Minecraft, money mark, Nostalgia, professional wrestling, smp, SMPQueenSlayer, tna, WCW, WCW 2.0, WCW demise, WCW legacy, WCW nostalgia, WCW obsession, WCW revival, wrestling, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling promotions

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2035	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that die out faster than a WWE storyline? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: WCW dies, TNA rises from the ashes like a phoenix, only to die again. But fear not, because AEW swoops in like a hero in spandex to save the day. And just when you think it’s all over, Money Mark decides to resurrect WCW 2.0 because, well, why the heck not?

Join our server for the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs stability when you can have drama, plot twists, and a whole lot of questionable decisions? So come on, why replicate a dead fed when you can join us and be part of the madness? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds!

DaughterDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Alimony, Boyfriend, California, Covid laws, DaughterDrama, Divorce, evicting daughter, grifter, housing bubble, Instacart, lawsuit, Minecraft, Mortgage, Naive, odd jobs, previous roommate, Rehab, Rent, selling home, Server, sublease, tough time, under market price

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Magic Items Found:	3460	Void Gems Collected:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of owning a town home with questionable tenants!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the wild world of Alexis and her never-ending saga of roommates and ex-boyfriends. From grifters to lawyers, you’ll never know what kind of character you’ll encounter next!

Witness the epic battle between a mom determined to evict her daughter and a daughter who just can’t seem to pay rent on time. Will justice prevail? Will the housing bubble burst before the drama ends? Only time will tell on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, come join us and experience the thrill of virtual real estate drama like never before!

Mom’s Other Fam Love More Server

blended family, Communication Issues, emotional confrontation, emotional outburst, emotional turmoil, fam, family conflict, family dynamics, feeling left out, feeling like an outcast, feeling neglected, feeling unloved, Jealousy, love, moms, mother-son relationship, Mother’s love, parental favoritism, parental relationships, seeking attention, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	199

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like part of the family? Look no further than our server, where we promise to never make you feel like a second-class player!

Join us and experience a virtual family dynamic like no other. Our admins will act as your cool step-parents, always there to support you and help you navigate the world of Minecraft.

Just like in real life, you might have a step-sibling or two on the server. But don’t worry, we promise they won’t steal your diamonds or grief your builds. In fact, they might even team up with you for some epic adventures!

And if you ever feel left out or like you’re not getting enough attention, just let us know. We’ll make sure you feel loved and appreciated, just like a true member of the family.

So come join us on our server, where drama is just as wild as in real life, but with a lot more blocks and creepers involved!

WeekDayz – Mine & Chill!

activities, Chill, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure, MONDAY, personal preference, Preferences, productivity, Relaxation, Routine, saturday, Schedule, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, WeekDayz, weekend, why, work

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Yo, listen up! If your favorite day of the week isn’t the day you join our Minecraft server, then you’re seriously missing out! Picture this: every Monday, our server transforms into a magical land where pigs fly and creepers breakdance. Tuesdays are all about building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, with a prize of unlimited golden apples for the winner. Wednesdays are dedicated to epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond swords and pet dragons. Thursdays are for competitive sheep shearing races, because why not? Fridays are for massive PvP battles where you can ride into battle on a giant chicken. Saturdays are for chilling in our virtual hot tubs and discussing the meaning of life with fellow players. And Sundays? Well, Sundays are for sleeping in and dreaming about all the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server next week. So, what’s your favorite day of the week now? Join us and make every day a Minecraft Funday!

NightMarch Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, Awareness, Community, doctor’s rape, empowerment, gender equality, Indian women, Justice, March, Minecraft, movement, murder, NightMarch, protest, reclaim the night, Safety, Server, social change, solidarity, Support, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Crops Grown:	4825	Gods Slained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where indian women march to reclaim the night after a doctor’s rape and murder! we have the most lit events, like a virtual protest where you can build signs and march around the server to fight for justice! join us for a fun and empowering experience as we come together to make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our community is so supportive and amazing, you’ll never want to leave! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a part of something truly special!