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bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

4ging2productiveconvos, Accessibility options, April Fools’ Day events, Bigotry, Forging, illegal content, Minecraf, Misinformation, Moderator Advocate, Moderator Code of Conduct, Moderator Roadshows, Open Letter, reddit, Reddit API, Reddit Secret Santa, Remember the human, Return to Productive Conversation, Server, showerthoughts, Spam reduction, user agreement, Volunteer moderators, Washington Post

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official twitter, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, tutorial, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Votes:	4334
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5396	Villages Defended:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
New Chunks Explored:	952680	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Falling into the Void:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	6741	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

putinwarnsmcserver

aggression, arms race, conflict escalation, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, national security, Nuclear deterrence, political rhetoric, putin, putinwarnsmcserver, russia, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3753	Magic Items Found:	1450
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!

russiawepz4u

aggression, arms race, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, nuclear weapons, Power projection, putin, russia, russiawepz4u, SECURITY, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Animals Bred:	45
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, russia gonna give long-range weapons to other peeps to hit the west”? well, that’s just a typical tuesday on our minecraft server!

join us for some epic pvp battles where u can use long-range weapons to strike down ur enemies from afar. we got crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers that shoot out of ur butt (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

plus, our community is full of hilarious peeps who will keep u laughing all day long. we have a secret underground dance party every saturday night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

so, what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s show putin that we don’t need his weapons to have a good time!