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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2435 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Are you tired of being a loner in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and make all the friends you could ever dream of! Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems – like not being able to breathe properly. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you won’t have a care in the world.
We have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers to play with on our server?
So stop wasting your life away and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never let you down? Don’t worry about the future, just enjoy every moment on our server. You won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to real-life friends.
