Hating On People MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

No Life Minecraft Server

enjoying the moment, breathing problems, emergency room, reaching out, Minecraft

Are you tired of being a loner in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and make all the friends you could ever dream of! Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems – like not being able to breathe properly. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you won’t have a care in the world.

We have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers to play with on our server?

So stop wasting your life away and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never let you down? Don’t worry about the future, just enjoy every moment on our server. You won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to real-life friends.

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Heavenly Hell Minecraft Server

Gomen, speculation, FANTASY, Hell, Manga

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as the next chapter of your favorite manga? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be building a majestic castle, and the next you could be fending off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot.

Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and cliffhangers that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or crafting table). Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden academy full of talking sheep, or uncover the secrets of Old heaven.

Don’t worry about missing out on the weekly thread, we’ve got you covered with non-stop excitement and surprises. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen!

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JobCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, JobCraft

Are you tired of taking care of a rude teenage child in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests and epic battles.

Our server has been around for 3 years, just like that job your friend can’t seem to keep. But unlike her, we guarantee you’ll never get thrown out for calling in sick daily. In fact, we encourage it! Sick days are like bonus points here.

Forget about chores and complaints, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon. And hey, if you’re on your phone all day, no problem! We won’t judge, we’ll just be here waiting for you to join in on the fun.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job when you can slay dragons and build epic castles all day?

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DysfunctionalCraft: Dad & Stepmom Edition

family dynamics, therapy compliance, therapy session, dad, DysfunctionalCraft

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where family therapy drama meets block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where stepmoms want to be called “momma” and sons just want to be called “stepson.”

Embark on a quest to navigate the complex dynamics of family relationships, all while crafting the coolest pixelated creations. Will you embrace having a second mom in-game, or will you stand your ground and demand to be called “stepson”? The choice is yours!

But beware, failing to complete your therapy homework may result in being kicked out of the server by our virtual therapist. Will you be the ultimate Minecraft AITA (Am I The Avatar)? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

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HateCrafters

ignorance, pet peeve, negative qualities, ENTITLEMENT, dislike

Do you hate it when people don’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly crafted pixelated castle in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only accept players who have a deep admiration for virtual architecture! Join us and show off your building skills to impress our resident block enthusiasts.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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EUkraineCraft Minecraft Server

eastern europe, EU meeting, Hungary-EU conflict, diplomatic consequences, foreign policy

haha yo join dis server cuz it got more drama den Hungary and EU fightin over Ukraine yo. we got crazy builds dat will make yo head spin like a beyblade. our players be like ninja warriors, sneakin around and pullin pranks on each other. plus, we got a secret treasure hunt where u can find diamonds and gold like a pirate. come join da fun and be part of da madness yo!

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BlockyHeatwaveMC

BlockyHeatwaveMC

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than the hottest day ever recorded on july 21! we got lava pits that make you sweat just looking at them, and mobs that will make you wish you stayed in the shade. but don’t worry, we also have ice cream mountains and water slides to cool you off.

rumor has it that herobrine himself couldn’t handle the heat and had to retreat to the nether. but you, brave adventurer, can conquer this fiery world and become the ultimate block master. join now and see if you can survive the hottest day in minecraft history!

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Touch of Death Server

Supernatural, personification, Scythe, folklore, Touch

come join our minecraft server where the grim reaper is actually a friendly dude who just wants to play some blocky games with u! he doesn’t need a scythe cuz he’s got mad skills at pvp. u can challenge him to a duel and if u win, he’ll give u a diamond sword that’s been blessed by the ghost of steve. but beware, if u lose, he’ll turn u into a zombie pigman for a day! also, did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb ur screenshots? come join us for some spooky fun and maybe even make friends with a skeleton or two!

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ArcticTreeCraft

ecological balance, global warming, carbon sequestration, Migration, ArcticTreeCraft

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also save the planet at the same time? well, this server is perfect for u! we got trees movin to colder, wetter places cuz of climate change, so u can help them find their new homes while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers! plus, rumor has it that herobrine is tryin to stop us from plantin trees, so we gotta band together and show him who’s boss! join now and be a hero for the environment and for minecraft!

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Whisped Frenzy Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Frenzy, Whisped

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even the chat can’t contain its excitement! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary creature known as the “Fuck whisped”! Don’t miss out on all the fun and chaos, join now and let the madness begin!

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