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ExiledCraft: 50+ Visits

2014, Businessman, Communication, controversy, digital privacy, eastern europe, entrepreneur, Exile, ExiledCraft, Founder, frequent trips, Government, messaging app, Pavel Durov, russia, Russian politics, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Telegram, travel, visits

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Farms Harvested:	302
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Crops Grown:	5527	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

So, like, this server is so lit, even Pavel Durov can’t stay away from it! He’s been to Russia like a zillion times just to play on our server, can you believe it? Maybe he’s trying to send secret messages through our pixel art or something, who knows? But if it’s good enough for Pavel, it’s definitely good enough for you! Join now and maybe you’ll even get a visit from a famous Russian billionaire, who knows? It’s a wild ride on this server, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy adventures!

BeeBlastersMC – Save the Bees and Battle Pesticides!

battle, bee decline, BeeBlastersMC, BEES, Biodiversity, changes, conservation, Driver, ecosystem, effects, environmental impact, insecticides, negative effects, neonicotinoid, occupancy, pesticide use, Pesticides, Pollinators, pyrethroid, Save, species, US, widespread, wild bees

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	225
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

hey u! u like bees? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have a whole world dedicated to saving the bees! we got neonicotinoid and pyrethroid everywhere, just like in real life! watch as the bees struggle to survive in this toxic environment, it’s like a real-life drama show but in minecraft! join now and witness the widespread negative effects of pesticides on wild bees firsthand. who needs reality tv when u can watch bees suffer in minecraft?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of this insane bee-saving adventure! 🐝🌼🎮

Fly me to the moon and let me play on Moonbat 1.21.1, it’s only semi-vanilla!

1.21.1, Creative, Fly, Griefing, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Moon, Moonbat, Play, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, update, Version

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Votes:	7124
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (No-Griefing), Survival (Griefing)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I trust that my progress on the SMP servers will be safe?

Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

2. Are there regular updates and maintenance on the server?

Yes, we actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

3. Do you run player events on the server?

Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards to keep the community engaged.

GemCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, animation, Anime, Character development, critique, Decline, Disappointment, discussion, Downfall, fan reaction, Fandom, GemCraft, Houseki no Kuni, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, pacing, Plot, review, Server, stop being good, storytelling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Votes:	1627

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where houseki no kuni is the law of the land. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops – on our server, you’ll be mining for precious gemstones and battling it out with humanoid gemstone creatures!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where houseki no kuni is actually a paradise where gems frolic in the sun all day long. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your spot in this glittering utopia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most gem-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Grim SMP Matchdown

grim, grim match, long tail tags, match, Matchdown, smp

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	73
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Magic Items Found:	8987	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	818	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it once defeated an entire army of diamond-clad players with just a single peck.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Legend has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with them – talk about a mining disaster!

If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our treacherous parkour course, where players must navigate through a maze of lava pits and TNT traps to reach the coveted prize at the end – a block of dirt. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on the grim match, where madness reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Stepmom Smackdown Minecraft Server

alienation, biological mom, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Hospital, love, loyalty, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, shared custody, SmackDown, stepmom, stepmother, surgery, teenager

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pushy stepmothers who think they can replace your real mom? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no stepmothers allowed, especially ones who demand to be called “mom” or “mama”. Join us and build a world where you can tell your stepmother she’ll always live in your mom’s shadow, just like in real life! Plus, we have epic battles and adventures that will make you forget all about family drama. So come join us and let’s show those stepmothers who’s boss in the virtual world!

NoMoreHubbyMess

Boundaries, cleaning, clutter, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, emotional labor, Expectations, family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, household responsibilities, husband and wife, Marriage, NoMoreHubbyMess, organization, parenting, relationships, Resentment, self-care, working parents

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ores Mined:	8750
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of cleaning up after everyone in your house? Do you feel like a maid instead of a mom? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about clutter or mess. No more picking up after your husband or kids, just pure creative freedom. And the best part? You can make your husband clean up after himself in the game too! Watch as he struggles to put his virtual clothes in the hamper, just like in real life.

But beware, if you don’t clean up after yourself in the game, your virtual husband might get mad at you too! So come join us and let off some steam in a world where you can finally be selfish and put yourself first. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WorkPetPeevesMC SMP

annoying coworkers, constant interruptions, excessive meetings, favoritism, gossiping, Incompetence, lack of appreciation, lack of communication, lack of organization, lack of punctuality, lack of teamwork, laziness, micromanagement, Negativity, office politics, passive aggressiveness, pet peeve, poor hygiene, smp, unprofessional behavior, work, WorkPetPeevesMC

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Tired of boring old work? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not dealing with annoying coworkers! Say goodbye to office drama and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual buddies. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. So why waste your time at a desk when you could be crafting your way to victory on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

CreeperCringeCraft

#oops moment, awkward, awkward encounter, awkward moment, blunder, CreeperCringeCraft, cringe, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing story, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, mistake, mortifying, Public, public mishap, Red-faced, regret, shame, social faux pas, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive all your most embarrassing moments in a virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of recreating that time you tripped and fell in front of your crush, or the time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Awkward Dance Battle” mini-game where you can show off your best moves while trying to avoid stepping on your own feet.

So come on down and join us for a hilariously cringeworthy time! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

MissileCraft: Zelenskyy’s Blast!

ballistic missile, blast, Conflict, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, international relations, Military, military advancement, missile testing, MissileCraft, national defense, Politics, SECURITY, Successful, Technology, test, Ukraine, ukraine news, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyy administration, Zelenskyys

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch ballistic missiles like zelenskyy in ukraine! we blow up creepers and zombies with style, just like a boss! if you want to feel the thrill of launching missiles and causing chaos, this is the place to be! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. so come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!