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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server where the Rothschilds hate one of our players so much that they are trying to indict him for his in-game shenanigans! Rumor has it that he built a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds, and now the elite families are out for revenge. Will you join forces with him to fend off the powerful enemies or will you join the Rothschilds in their quest for justice? The drama is real and the stakes are high on our server! Join now and be a part of this epic battle for Minecraft supremacy! -
CraftyQueerLand
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can work on your glutes and find love at the same time? Look no further! Join our server where you can meet your gym buddy soulmate and hit leg days together twice a week.Our server is filled with friendly gay men who will motivate you to pump those glutes and achieve the bodybuilder look of your dreams. Plus, we have a strict no body hair policy, because who needs body hair when you’re busy crafting your perfect physique?
But beware, drama may ensue! Just like in real life, relationships can get complicated on our server. Will your gym buddy accuse you of cheating with men just because you’re not in the mood for some post-workout fun? Will accusations of homophobia tear friendships apart? Find out on our server!
So join now and experience the wild world of gym romance, glute gains, and unexpected relationship drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
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Shave-Free Minecraft Server
Tired of shaving your face every day? Wish there was a way to banish facial hair forever? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the magical land where facial hair doesn’t exist until you want it back! No more razor burns or stubble struggles, just smooth, hair-free faces for all! Femoids may not know how good they have it, but on our server, everyone can experience the joy of a hairless existence. So come on, join us and say goodbye to shaving woes forever! -
Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server
Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!
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HateCraftCelebs
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want drama, gossip, and celebrity scandals! Join us and participate in heated debates about which celebrity deserves the hate they get. Will it be Justin Bieber for his questionable fashion choices? Or maybe Kanye West for his outlandish tweets? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored on our server! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get exclusive access to a secret underground bunker where all the celebrities hide from their haters. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the drama unfold! -
Hater of Minecraft SMP Nijisanji
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a legendary stream that has been flowing since graduation notice – that’s right, it’s been streaming for so long, even the fish have their own diplomas!Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and madness today!
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Why do people hate it when vtubers play Minecraft SMP?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident wizard can turn them into flying pigs with a flick of his wand.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by our elusive Ender Dragon? You’ll have to solve riddles and defeat mini-bosses to get the exclusive invite.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost City of Atlantis. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in-game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable and ridiculous gaming experience. Who needs normal when you can have nutty?
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HateCakeMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is steak and potatoes? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only food available is durian fruit! That’s right, get ready to gag on the stench of this notorious fruit while trying to survive in a world full of crazy challenges and unexpected twists.But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sentient carrots who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their veggie tyranny? The choice is yours!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the food is funky and the adventures are out of this world!
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Hate Hate Hate Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being stuck in a malfunctioning body and yearning to explore the world as a ghost? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the human condition by becoming a virtual ghost explorer!Forget about religion, family, duty, and all those pesky self-preservation instincts holding you back. On our server, you can unleash your inner ghost and roam freely without a care in the world.
We believe that only the most virtuous and wise players should be allowed to join, so leave your bad genes and lack of money at the door. Let’s make Minecraft great again by banning all normies and creating a community of ghostly adventurers.
Join us now and experience the freedom of being a ghost in a world full of possibilities! (Disclaimer: No actual ghosts were harmed in the making of this server)