Our server is so NSFW, even the creepers blush when they see our players strutting their stuff in their risqué armor sets. And don’t even get us started on the scandalous dance parties that happen every Friday night at the virtual club!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with NSFW treasures that will make your jaw drop (and maybe your parents too if they catch you playing). So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most NSFW hill in Minecraft – if you dare!
also, like, did you know that if you join, you get a pet dragon that can fly you around the map and breathe fire on all the creepers? yeah, it’s totally true, bro.
oh, and, like, the best part is that we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and fight off evil witches with your enchanted sword.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!
so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest turbulence in both earth and space, you gotta join this server. we got crazy storms, insane winds, and even some alien creatures causing chaos. it’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in minecraft. trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so come on, join us and let’s ride the turbulence together!
| Main Guidelines | As unaltered as possible with only 3 plugins interfering with pure Vanilla survival |
|---|---|
| Features | No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome, No (Mojang) chat reports, No McMMO or donation perks, World never resets |
| Community | Laid back rules, close-knit community, with events and assistance available |
| Specs & Plugins | Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD; using Paper and various plugins and tweaks |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age restriction for this server? | Yes, players must be 18 or older. |
| Are there any benefits for different player ranks? | No, there are only two ranks and they do not give any benefits. |
| Can I buy power or in-game advantages with real money? | No, you cannot buy power for real money on this server. |
| Are there adminshops on the server? | No, there are no adminshops. Player trading is done via signs. |
| Can I use /tpa or /sethome commands? | No, those commands are not available on this server. |
| What is the default currency on the server? | Diamonds are the default currency, but it is not enforced. |
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling mobs and exploring new worlds, but you’ll also have the chance to redeem yourself and become a hero in the Minecraft universe. Join now and experience the thrill of being a high-functioning mercenary in a blocky world like never before!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join our server today and let the madness begin!
Join us and unleash your creativity in building the most fabulous hair salon for your pixelated wife. Show her that you can give the most amount of cares possible about her hair, even in block form. Who knows, maybe she’ll finally understand that your reactions are anything but bland!
So come on over and join our server for some hair-raising fun and make your wife’s virtual hair dreams come true. It’s time to show her that you do get it, even if it’s just in the world of Minecraft.
Join our server and experience a world where dogs are banned and only cute, pixelated animals roam free. Build your dream house without fear of stepping in a surprise pile of poo, and enjoy the peace and tranquility of a dog-free environment.
But that’s not all! If you join our server today, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Poop Patrol” mini-game, where you can hunt down virtual dogs and send them to virtual obedience school. It’s a hilarious and outrageous way to take out your frustration on those pesky pooches.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to doggy drama forever!