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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8818 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9284 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Farms Harvested: | 795 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
But don’t worry, we also have a grammar police squad that goes around correcting all the poorly written signs, just like I did at work. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a sign on a sign on a sign, because why communicate like adults when you can just plaster the walls with notes?
So come join us on this wild ride of miscommunication and hilarity, where the only rule is to never take down the signs, just like my manager never does. It’s a sign-tastic adventure waiting for you!