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HangryCraft: Where even virtual food is a pain in the block!

BLOCK, Food, fuck eating, HangryCraft, hate baking, hate bother, hate chore, hate cooking, hate eating, hate food, hate having to bake, hate having to bother, hate having to breathe, hate having to cook, hate having to do this, hate having to eat, hate having to make food, hate hunger, hate nutritional value, Nightmarish, oxygen breathe, Pain, photosynthesize, virtual, wish I never had to eat

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you never have to worry about eating again! Say goodbye to the hassle of cooking, baking, and worrying about “nootritional value” (whatever that is). On our server, you can oxygenbreathe like a boss and never have to deal with hunger again. No more pesky food bars or foraging for food, just pure photosynthesizing fun!

Join us and experience a world where eating is a thing of the past and survival is all about oxygenbreathing and building the most epic structures. Who needs food when you can have endless fun without it? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the nightmare that is eating!

The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2958
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Full Kit Wankers Minecraft SMP

fan behavior, Football Fans, full, full kit wankers, international sports, Kit, Minecraft, smp, sports apparel, sports behavior, Sports Culture, sports culture analysis, sports enthusiasts, sports etiquette, sports fanaticism, sports fandom, sports fans, sports fashion, sports identity, sports psychology, sports sociology, sports stereotypes, sports subculture, sports traditions, Wankers

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of dealing with full kit wankers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where full kit wankers are a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about what they’re wearing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!

SkyRageCraft

cramped seats, crying babies, Delays, expensive tickets, jet lag, lack of amenities, lack of legroom, lack of personal space, Layovers, limited entertainment options, long lines, Lost luggage, noisy passengers, overpriced food, rude flight attendants, security checks, SkyRageCraft, Turbulence, uncomfortable temperature, unpredictable schedules, Waiting

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	New Chunks Explored:	747506
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Tired of getting stuck in traffic while flying on your elytra? Join our Minecraft server and soar through the skies without a care in the world! Our server has magical flying pigs that will carry you to your destination in style. No more pesky traffic jams or annoying birds getting in your way. Join now and experience the joy of flying like never before!

SochiSafetyCraft Server

Government, investigation, Politics, president, Presidential Residence, proekt, putin, Residence, russia, Russian politics, Safety concerns, safety precautions, SECURITY, security concerns, security measures, security risks, Server, sochi, SochiSafetyCraft, Threats, travel, vacation

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is so lit, even Putin had to stop visiting his Sochi crib because he was too scared of the epicness happening here! Like, imagine being so shook by a Minecraft server that you gotta dip out of your fancy vacation spot. That’s some next level stuff right there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a flying pig that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with creepers instead of boulders.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and see why even Putin couldn’t handle the awesomeness of this Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend of Sochi!

CraftyCrimeaOil

Black sea, Conflict, CraftyCrimeaOil, Crimea, Crimea annexation, eastern europe, energy resources, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, occupied Crimea, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, united nations, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Farms Harvested:	142	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil depots in occupied crimea for you to explore! the ukraine is striking left and right, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe (we think).

build your own oil empire, mine for diamonds in the chaos, and watch out for exploding creepers disguised as russian soldiers. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor, just in case things get too intense.

join now for a wild adventure unlike any other minecraft server out there. who needs peaceful building when you can have explosions and drama at every turn? come see what all the fuss is about!

Cart Craze – Where Shopping Gets Wacky

Availability, cart, consumer goods, convenience, CRAZE, Delivery, LOGISTICS, Manufacturing, Retail, retail industry, shopping, Shopping Cart Design, Shopping Cart Distribution, Shopping Cart Innovation, Shopping Cart Maintenance, Shopping Cart Market, Shopping Cart Technology, Shopping Cart Usage, shopping carts, shopping experience, stores, supply chain, Transportation, Wacky

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Yo, have you ever wondered about the mysterious world of shopping carts? Like, where do they even come from? Are they born or made? Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the shopping cart conspiracy!

We’ve got a secret underground shopping cart factory where players can craft their own carts and ride them around the map like a boss. But beware, there are evil shopping cart bandits lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your precious loot!

Explore our shopping cart-themed world filled with giant supermarkets, endless aisles of goodies, and even a rollercoaster made entirely out of shopping carts. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and discover the untold secrets of the shopping cart universe. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate shopping cart champion and rule the supermarket kingdom!

LupusCraft Autoimmune Fun

autoimmune, autoimmune conditions, autoimmune diseases, autoimmune disorders, Breakthrough, China, Chronic illness, Fun, Gene therapy, genetic engineering, genetic therapy, genetic treatment, Healthcare, immune system, innovation, Lupus, LupusCraft, medical advancements, Medical research, Science, scleroderma, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

u know wat else is developed? dis epic minecraft server dat will cure ur boredom like a gene therapy for ur soul! join now and u will be transported to a magical land where u can build ur own empire and fight off evil mobs with ur superpowers!

we got dragons dat u can ride into battle and unicorns dat poop out diamonds! not to mention, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect u from griefers and hackers like a shield of awesomeness!

so come on down to dis epic minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! who needs gene therapy when u got us?!

Mining & Crafting Adventures in Oribridge! No squares or curls in sight! 1.19.2 and fabric approved!

1.19.2, Adventures, APPROVED, art, comfy, Community, Crafting, Croptopia, curls, Discord integration, Fabric, farmers delight, Forest, Friends, leaves, Lgbt, Mining, musica, Oribridge, Origins, proximity chat, Relaxed, Roleplay, Server, Sight, Spawn, squares, Streamer, Woods, YUNG’s structures

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	735
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Oribridge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Oribridge
Owner	Obfuscadia Studios
Features	Small modpack with good optimization Community-built spawn Origins mod and Origin: Classes Croptopia and Farmer’s Delight Musica for music YUNG’s structures Proximity Chat

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Oribridge Minecraft server?

Oribridge is a revamped server previously shut down around 2 and a half years ago. It is now managed by Obfuscadia Studios, aiming to provide a relaxed and friendly environment for players to enjoy.

2. What can I expect in the server?

Players can expect a small modpack with good optimization, various Origins to choose from, Croptopia and Farmer’s Delight mods, Musica for music, YUNG’s structures, and more. Discord integration is also available for communication with other players.

3. Is the server roleplay-friendly?

Yes, the server is roleplay encouraged, and players are welcome to engage in roleplaying activities.

4. Is there a welcoming community in Oribridge server?

Yes, the server aims to create a welcoming and inclusive environment for all players, including those who are neurodivergent and part of the LGBT+ community.

5. How can I join Oribridge server?

You can join the Oribridge server Discord using the following link: Oribridge Discord.

6. Is there any content related to the server available on YouTube?

Yes, you can check out Oribridge server-related content on YouTube by visiting this link: Oribridge YouTube.

Amelia Watson’s Minecraft Server

Amelia, Amelia Watson, angel, appreciation thread, cute, dorky, Entertainment, fan community, Gaming, hololive, Idol, Kawaii, Minecraft, Server, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, vtuber culture, vtuber fanart, vtuber memes, Watsons, Wonderful

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where we worship the one and only, Amelia Watson! Join us as we build shrines in her honor, battle creepers with her signature detective skills, and embark on quests to find the legendary Watson sword (rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic dance parties, where we groove to Watson’s favorite tunes and show off our best moves. Plus, rumor has it that if you find all the hidden clues scattered throughout the server, you’ll unlock the secret to Amelia’s ultimate power.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of Watson love. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon sporting a deerstalker hat and pipe in honor of our favorite detective!

Hairline Minecraft SMP Countdown

aging, balding, Confidence, countdown, genetics, hair care, hair growth, hair loss, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, hairline, hairline concerns, hairline health, hairline maintenance, hairline progression, hairline solutions, hairline treatment, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, receding hairline, self esteem, smp, thinning hair

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of losing your hairline and your investments in LINK? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us and watch your hair grow back as you mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Rumor has it that our server is so lucky, just being on it will make your crypto investments skyrocket again! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the magic of Minecraft save your hairline and your portfolio!