🔥hate having to do this Minecraft Servers

HangryCraft: Where even virtual food is a pain in the block!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Divine Spears Created:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Animals Bred:	121	Dragon Eggs Found:	2137
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you never have to worry about eating again! Say goodbye to the hassle of cooking, baking, and worrying about “nootritional value” (whatever that is). On our server, you can oxygenbreathe like a boss and never have to deal with hunger again. No more pesky food bars or foraging for food, just pure photosynthesizing fun!

Join us and experience a world where eating is a thing of the past and survival is all about oxygenbreathing and building the most epic structures. Who needs food when you can have endless fun without it? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the nightmare that is eating!

The Dysfunctional Federation: Where plugins clash, Java code goes haywire, and city-building is a disaster! Join us on SMP 1.21 RPG!

Active Admins, adult community, Blaze, city building, CityBuilding, clash, Code, Community, culture, Disaster, Discordsrv, Dynmap, Dysfunctional, Economy, FEDERATION, Guilds, Haywire, java, Join, Long term events, MCMMO, Mob Heads, Plugins, Religion, RPG, smp, Terralith, Vanilla structures

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

What we offer
A limitless survival world, full of unique structures and interesting biomes
Weekly Minecraft lets play, during which we play games and host events in Minecraft or outside of it!
A world that’s not being wiped or restarted often. Meaning your progress will stay for a long time!
All kinds of longer-term events, being hosted in-game and discord with good rewards
Ability to join community projects and leave a mark on the server
Various in-game features to reduce grind and focus on the areas you enjoy
Economy system to customize your experience on the server
A little bit of everything: city building, achievement hunts, collecting, and much more
Long-term and stable server with active admins, constant updates, and a friendly community
A safe place with no griefing, bullying, or pay-to-win mechanics

Server Information
Accessible to everyone who applies in the community discord
Currently on version 1.20.2, will update to 1.21 soon
Plugins include Terralith, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and caves advancement pack, and more
Client-sided mods allowed as long as they don’t exploit the game

How to join us
Join The Federation – Minecraft discord https://discord.gg/Y8VBuhsrgg
Agree to server rules
Apply via the #applications channel in discord
Wait for your application to be accepted, then you will be welcomed to the server

FAQ

1. How often is the server reset?

The server is not reset often, only for major updates like version changes.

2. Can I use client-side mods?

Yes, client-side mods are allowed as long as they do not exploit the game.

3. Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, all players must agree to the server rules before joining.

4. How do I join the server?

Join The Federation – Minecraft discord, agree to the rules, apply via the designated channel, and wait for acceptance.

5. What kind of events are hosted on the server?

There are weekly Minecraft lets play events, longer-term events with rewards, and community projects available.

6. Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, there is an economy system that allows players to customize their experience.

CoffinCraft Minecraft Server

491921042, Achievements, calg, CoffinCraft, Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough, development roadmap, eTNdIbSI, FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014, General #236, mega.nz, Minecraft, Nemlei, previous games, Progress Report #8, Routes, Server, Stars, Subroutes, the coffin of andy and leyley, Thread

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just offer the usual survival and creative modes, we take it to a whole new level of craziness.

Join us if you want to explore The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a mysterious adventure that will have you questioning reality. Our guides are filled with major spoilers, because who wants to play a game without knowing every single detail beforehand?

Achievements? We got ’em. Stars to collect? You betcha. And if you need a complete walkthrough of Episode 2, we’ve got you covered. Just be prepared for some mind-bending twists and turns along the way.

But that’s not all! We also have progress reports that include development roadmaps, because we take our Minecraft server very seriously. And if you’re curious about Nemlei’s previous games, well, let’s just say they’re not for the faint of heart.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience such insanity and chaos in one place? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Minecraft SMP: Trump’s Last Stand – The Debate Edition

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Ashboro, Cochise County, Crime Remarks, debate, Detroit, donald trump, Edition, Glendale Rally, God Bless the USA, Howell MI, Las Vegas Event, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, National Border, National Guard Association, national security, pastebin, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, President Trump Office, ptg, Rumble, smp, Stand, team trump, THE FIRST AND LAST DEBATE EDITION, trump archive, trump library, Trump Spokesperson, Trump Twitter, Trump Video, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, White House 45

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Towns Built:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend is here to make Minecraft great again!

Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you about the insane events that happen on our server. We’ve got Trump addressing the National Guard Association in Detroit, rallying in Glendale, and even talking at the National Border in Cochise County! Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, dropping some sick burns in the chat. And don’t even get me started on the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library – it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most chaotic server out there. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfDiamonds #Trump2024 #MinecraftForPatriots

PointlessDebateMC SMP

futile argument, futile quarrel, inconsequential clash, insignificant argument, insignificant dispute, irrelevant debate, meaningless discussion, minor disagreement, petty argument, pointless argument, pointless squabble, PointlessDebateMC, senseless disagreement, silly disagreement, smp, trivial debate, trivial dispute, trivial spat, unimportant altercation, unnecessary conflict, unproductive conflict, useless quarrel

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to settle the most pointless arguments in the most epic way possible! Have you ever argued with someone about whether cats or dogs are better in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can settle it once and for all with a PvP battle between a team of cats and a team of dogs! Winner gets bragging rights and a diamond crown to wear around the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because why not! And if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the bunker, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden carrots and a pet parrot that can rap like Eminem.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even end up in a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza, and the only way to settle it is with a TNT cannon duel! It’s all in good fun, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wacky shenanigans!

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Crops Grown:	6438	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3350

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the bare minimum? Well, look no further because our server is the Rolls Royce of Minecraft servers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on?

So why settle for the cheap version when you can experience the luxury and extravagance of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyCorruptionSA

Accountability, billion dollar, bribery, corruption scandals, CraftyCorruptionSA, economic impact, embezzlement, Financial Misconduct, fraud, government corruption, investigations, kickbacks, legal consequences, Mismanagement, political corruption, public outrage, scandalous behavior, south africa, state-owned companies, transparency, unethical practices

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Towns Built:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover billion-dollar corruption scandals at state-owned companies in south africa! 😂🤑

we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that were stolen by corrupt officials, so you can loot to your heart’s content! 💎💰

our admins are like detectives, always on the lookout for shady deals and backdoor dealings in our virtual world. they will ban anyone caught trying to bribe their way to the top! 🚫🕵️‍♂️

build your own empire and watch out for rival players trying to sabotage your success. but don’t worry, we have anti-corruption potions to protect your assets! 🧪🛡️

join us now for a wild ride of scandal and intrigue, where the only rule is to have fun and expose the corrupt! 🕵️‍♀️🔍🎮

BatSugarCraft

Animal Behavior, BATS, bats’ metabolism, BatSugarCraft, biology, Blood sugar, diabetes, Evolutionary adaptations, evolutionary biology, glucose levels, health, high concentrations, Insights, Mammals, metabolic diseases, physiology, record-breaking, research, scientific study, treatments, wildlife

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bats with the highest sugar levels ever recorded in mammals! you won’t believe your eyes when you see these sugar-crazed flying creatures zooming around the map.

we believe that studying these bats could lead to groundbreaking treatments for metabolic diseases. who knew that playing minecraft could lead to scientific discoveries?

so come on over and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even unlock the secrets of the bat’s high sugar levels. it’s gonna be a bat-tastic time!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Attention, changirls, chanlad, contradictory advice, distant, Girls, love, lovebomb, lovecraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Relevant, Schizo, semi autistic, Server, Stoic, uncaring.

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of getting mixed signals from girls and not knowing how to act around them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate guide to navigating the mysterious world of semi-autistic changirls!

Join our server and learn the art of being both stoic and lovebombing at the same time. We’ll teach you how to be mysterious and uncaring one minute, and then shower them with attention the next – because who doesn’t love a little emotional rollercoaster?

Forget all the contradictory advice you’ve heard before, our server is where you’ll find the definitive guide to winning over those changirls. So come on in and let’s show those semi-autistic changirls what a true chanlad is made of!

Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

#pantsu, 8/29 Update, b10, banter, blocky, bonanza, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, epic seven, Frida, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Increased Rates, Iseria, Lucklets, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, smp, Song of Stars, Spotted Mouse Hair Tie, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Void Armor Forged:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

CreeperCraftBdayGifts

birthday gift, Contact, covid, CreeperCraftBdayGifts, Distance, emotional effort, estranged children, Father’s Day, hurt feelings, ISOLATION, lack of communication, medical conditions, money transfer, Mother, neglect, one night stand, phone number, posted, relationship, Twins, WIBTA

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6091	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	242	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring family drama and emotional effort? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is filled with virtual adventures, blocky landscapes, and no emotional baggage whatsoever.

Forget about real-life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle. No need to deal with distant family members or awkward interactions – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Join now and leave all your real-life worries behind. No more birthday cards, no more emotional turmoil – just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama.