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HangryCraft: Where even virtual food is a pain in the block!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you never have to worry about eating again! Say goodbye to the hassle of cooking, baking, and worrying about “nootritional value” (whatever that is). On our server, you can oxygenbreathe like a boss and never have to deal with hunger again. No more pesky food bars or foraging for food, just pure photosynthesizing fun!

Join us and experience a world where eating is a thing of the past and survival is all about oxygenbreathing and building the most epic structures. Who needs food when you can have endless fun without it? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the nightmare that is eating!

YellowCarWarriorz

car aesthetics, car color impact, car ownership, cognitive bias, color association, color psychology, color symbolism, cultural influences, emotional response, perception bias, perception distortion, psychological effects, social constructs, societal norms, societal perspectives, subconscious influence, violence perception, visual impact, world view, yellow car owners, YellowCarWarriorz

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	1793	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.

our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.

oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.

so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?

BrainwaveBeatsMC

Alzheimer’s disease, auditory stimulation, brain health, brain waves, brainwave entrainment, brainwave frequencies, brainwave synchronization, BrainwaveBeatsMC, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, dementia, elderly care, Memory Loss, mental stimulation, neurology, relaxation techniques, sleep disorders, sleep improvement, sleep quality, sound therapy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Alien Abductions:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Farms Harvested:	939	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your brain waves are like, totally stimulated by the sound effects. it’s like magic, man. and get this, it’s not just for fun and games, it can actually help peeps with dementia or cognitive decline sleep better. like, who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic, right? so come join us and let your brain waves go wild!

RinoCraft Minecraft server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2666	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

RinoCraft is the newest Minecraft project. We welcome everyone to our project and are waiting for you on our servers) Enjoy playing on RinoCraft

NijiCraft Server: Trending Worldwide!

China, digital content, FANART, global trends, internet culture, Japanese entertainment, memes, NijiCraft, Nijisanji, Nijisanji wave, Online Community, online content, online fandoms, Popularity, Server, social media, trending, viral, virtual idols, virtual personalities, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, worldwide

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Star Shards Collected:	281	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! We’ve got more fanart and memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. And forget Nijisanji, they’re old news. Our server is where it’s at! Plus, we’re so popular in China, they named a panda after us. Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

ChainsawCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	875281	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on a quest to discover who the best woman with a full name is between Asa Mitaka and Kobeni Higashiyama. Will it be a battle of wits, strength, or just pure luck? Only one way to find out! Plus, rumor has it that the winner will receive a virtual crown made out of enchanted emeralds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SleeplessCraft

aita, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Frustration, gaming etiquette, gaming habits, lack of sleep, late night gaming, PC Gaming, problem solving, relationship conflict, Significant Other, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sleep quality, SleeplessCraft, tiredness, work schedule, work week, work-life balance

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where staying up until 4 am is not only encouraged, but required! Join us for late-night gaming sessions filled with “click, click, click”, flashing lights, and tippy tappy sounds that will keep you wide awake until the sun comes up.

Are you tired of boring sleep schedules and responsible adulting? Then this server is perfect for you! Our players never sleep, because who needs rest when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures all night long?

Join now and experience the thrill of sacrificing your sleep for the ultimate gaming experience. Who needs a well-rested partner when you can have a blocky adventure that never ends? Don’t worry about work the next day, just keep clicking away and let the bright lights guide you to victory!

So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of late-night gaming. Who needs sleep when you can have endless fun in the world of Minecraft? Let’s tippy tappy our way to gaming glory!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ores Mined:	6335
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your friends and family? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can spill all your deepest, darkest secrets without any judgment! Join us and confess that you once accidentally set your neighbor’s house on fire with a flaming arrow (oops!). Let it all out in a safe and supportive environment, where everyone is too busy mining diamonds to care about your embarrassing moments! So come join us and let those skeletons out of your closet – literally, because we have a haunted graveyard biome where you can bury your secrets (and maybe find some buried treasure while you’re at it)!

GasCraft: EU Sanctions Edition

diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Edition, ENERGY, energy dependence, energy exports, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, energy supply, EU, Europe, european union, foreign policy, GasCraft, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Natural Gas, Politics, Russian gas, sanctions, Trade

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to stick it to the man? well, dis server is da place for u! we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plan to take over the world! plus, we just got approved for da first-ever sanctions on russian gas, so u kno we mean business. join us now and be a part of something truly insane!

CavemanCalorieCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Yo, wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we hunt for pixels instead of real food? Imagine being a prehistoric pixel warrior, surviving on nothing but virtual meat and potatoes! Burn calories by running from creepers and fighting off skeletons, just like our caveman ancestors did! Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in the virtual world? Join now and become the ultimate pixel hunter-gatherer!

CraftySeizureSavers

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of havin epilepsy? well do we have the solution for u! join our minecraft server and ur epilepsy risk drops up to 30%! how u ask? well, our server is so lit that it cures all ur problems, even epilepsy!

we did a study and found out that playin on our server while takin blood pressure drugs can prevent epilepsy in at-risk adults! it’s like magic, but better cuz it’s real! so come join us and say goodbye to epilepsy forever!

further research is needed, but who needs research when u have our minecraft server? join now and start livin ur best life without epilepsy holdin u back! it’s gonna be epic, trust us!