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LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Villages Defended:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6076

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9898	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Animals Bred:	191	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Towns Built:	9	Enchantments Applied:	226
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Crops Grown:	1009	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Star Shards Collected:	72
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8966	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Votes:	7886	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!