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Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Void Gems Collected:	35
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	New Chunks Explored:	465452
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.

Blocky Builders Bonanza – Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist Our Designs!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that all look the same? Do you crave a server that speaks to your inner chaos-loving, unicorn-riding, lava-diving self? Look no further, because our server is like a rainbow on steroids!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing villagers, and our PvP arena is a literal hot potato game where the winner gets a pet dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our custom plugins include a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens, a teleportation spell that sends you to the nearest treasure chest, and a chat filter that automatically replaces all swear words with compliments.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

CraftyCannibals: Where even /pol/ approves of the taste of ethnic foods!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3649	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	8177	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of bland, boring food in Minecraft? Join our server for a culinary adventure like no other! We have villagers from all over the world bringing their delicious ethnic dishes straight to your virtual plate. And don’t worry, all our food is /pol/ approved, so you can enjoy your meal guilt-free. Who knew that a Brazilian pizza could taste so good, all thanks to an immigrant making their way to our server? Join now and satisfy your hunger with flavors from around the globe!

Noobville: Where even the chickens have more skills than you

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25

Are you tired of feeling like a failure in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where your coding skills actually work? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where even the most basic programming knowledge can create incredible structures and machines. No need to crawl in a hole and die here – you’ll thrive and succeed beyond your wildest dreams!

Forget about feeling like you shouldn’t have been born, on our server, you’ll feel like you were destined to rule the virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your success story in Minecraft!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers and Memes Collide

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of being held back by the Jews and their sneaky ways? Do you dream of a world where you can coom to your heart’s content without any interference? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of the Jewish conspiracy, where you can build, mine, and coom to your heart’s content. No more restrictions, just pure cooming freedom! Join now and let the cooming begin!

Zeta’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Welcome and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to marry Zeta! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also propose to our beloved Zeta and have a Minecraft wedding ceremony like no other. Our server is the perfect place for all you hopeless romantics out there who want to take your love for Zeta to the next level. So come join us and start planning your dream Minecraft wedding today!

Crafty Dwarves & Noble Elves: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Server!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose to be a Human Noble and rule over all the other players like the royalty you are! Or maybe you’d prefer to be a City Elf and live a life of luxury in the virtual world. Feeling a bit more mystical? Become a Mage and cast spells on your enemies while they try to mine diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the Dwarf Commoner and Dwarf Noble options – the drama between those two is better than any reality TV show. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and choose your destiny, because it’s as simple as that!

AnonCraft: Where creepers can’t even keep a secret!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of jannies and mods breathing down your neck, ready to ban you at the drop of a hat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Here, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of being IP banned for sneezing the wrong way.

And don’t even get us started on those 4chan trolls who think they’re so anonymous. On our server, we welcome all kinds of craziness, from building giant statues of Pepe the Frog to reenacting the entire Bee Movie script in pixel art form. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “umm b-uhh itzz anonymous” in no time!

LimbusCraft – Where we mine diamonds and troll creepers #1430

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Potions Brewed:	172
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But beware, things may not be as they seem in these twisted dimensions!

Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and travel through the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space are all mixed up in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t miss out on our upcoming extractions, where you can witness the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust in action!

So why wait? Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the insanity of Limbus Company. Just remember, the tutorial is important, so don’t skip it! See you on the other side, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme!

Pussy-Free Paradise: No Complaints Here Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Emeralds Found:	5021
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	13

Are you tired of not having any pussy on your BPC (Block Personal Computer)? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We offer the tightest, wettest, and teeniest pussies in all of Minecraft land. Join us now and experience a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise! Don’t waste any more time complaining, join our server and let the fun begin!