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BrainFreezeCraft

anger, brain activity, brain functioning, BrainFreezeCraft, cognitive function, emotional balance, emotional well being, environmental factors, Extreme Temperatures, Happiness, heat impact, joy, mental health, mood changes, negative emotions, positive emotions, psychological response, scientific research, stress, temperature effects, Temperature regulation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got lava everywhere and it’s gonna mess with ur brain, bro! Scientific research says dat when u play in high temperatures, u gonna feel all angry and stressed out, but dat’s what makes dis server so lit! U gonna be on edge all da time, ready to battle and conquer like a true warrior!

So come on, join us and let’s see if u can handle da heat and still come out on top! Who needs positive emotions like joy and happiness when u can have adrenaline-pumping, rage-inducing action all day long? Let’s get crazy and see who can survive da heat on our insane Minecraft server!

NetherMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival PVP Economy Minigames Factions Skyblock Creative Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Pixelmon Towny Prisons Vanilla Modded RPG Whitelisted Anarchy Skywars UHC

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Towns Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Welcome, we are inviting you to have a very thrilling and fun adventure with us on our server at NetherMP. We offer many things below and have a active and growing community!

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MuxMC

Adventure, Community, create kingdom, Economy, Factions, gaming experience, Join, Kingdom server, Kingdomserver.nl, Minecraft, MuxMC, Optimal gaming experience, own plugin, PvP, Thriving Community, ultimate gaming experience, Updates, version 1.20.4, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

MuxMC IP: Kingdomserver.nl

Welcome to our Minecraft Kingdom server, the place for the ultimate gaming experience on version 1.20.4.

Why choose our Minecraft Kingdom server? • No whitelist: Anyone can join immediately. • Create your own kingdom: Easy with /k create • Version 1.20.4: Play on one of the latest versions of Minecraft. • Own plugin: Full control and regular updates for an optimal gaming experience.

Be part of a thriving community and discover why we offer the best Minecraft Kingdom server. Join today and start your adventure!

Kingdomserver.nl

Reunited and it feels so good – now with extra vanilla flavor! 1.21 update just hit!

active community, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, cosmetic benefits, Discord Connectivity, EXTRA, Feels, flavor, Good, Graves, Hit, market, Moderator, OWNER, Paid Cosmetics, Player Economy, Ranks, Reunited, Shops, smp, update, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore, YouTuber

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Moderator – Nix_Quinn_Dem, Brackern, MadDoesThings

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without Discord? A: Yes, you can join the server without Discord, but we highly recommend joining our Discord for announcements and community events.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building in the server? A: We have a claim system in place to prevent griefing, so make sure to claim your land before building to protect your creations.

Q: How can I earn money on the server? A: You can earn money by selling diamonds at the market or participating in the player economy by trading with other players.

Q: Are there any banned items or mods on the server? A: We have a list of banned items and mods to ensure fair gameplay and server stability. Make sure to check our rules for more information.

Q: Can I donate to support the server? A: Yes, you can donate through our webstore to help cover server costs and receive cosmetic benefits in return.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

balk, BlockyBanter, cold weather style, cozy outfits, Minecraft, Server, ski lodge, ski trip, snow boots, snow bunny, snow bunny aesthetic, snow bunny fashion, snow bunny lifestyle, snow bunny outfit ideas, snow bunny vibes, Snow Day, snowboarding, Snowbunny edition, winter accessories, winter fashion, winter sports, winter wonderland

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410

Welcome to our snowbunny edition Minecraft server, where the snow is always fluffy and the bunnies are always hopping! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our snow is actually made of cotton candy. That’s right, you can literally eat the snow while building your epic snow fort. Just watch out for the sugar rush!

2. Our bunnies are trained in the ancient art of karate. They will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they look adorable in their little black belts.

3. We have a secret underground hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. Just be careful not to disturb the lava monsters that also like to soak in the hot springs.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Yeti King, who will challenge you to epic snowball fights for a chance to win rare treasures. Just be warned, he’s a sore loser and might throw a tantrum if you beat him.

So what are you waiting for? Join our snowbunny edition Minecraft server today and experience a winter wonderland like no other!

BagCraft SMP – BlueArchiveGen5932

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, BlueArchiveGen5932, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, guides, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, swimsuit, Total Assault, Welfare

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5102	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server for a chance to battle against the legendary Perorodzilla in Total Assault! Who wouldn’t want to take down a giant lizard in a field with special armor? And don’t even get us started on the 3x Bounties/Lessons/Scrimmages – it’s like a never-ending battle royale of epic proportions!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining the 100-Free Recruitment Event where you can recruit the most bizarre characters like Hoshino (Combat) and Shiroko (Terror)? Trust us, you won’t find these characters on any other server – they’re as unique as they come!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of blocky creatures plotting world domination – the possibilities are endless!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crops Grown:	7375
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right – zombie chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to peck your brains out, but with the help of your trusty llama steed, you’ll be able to conquer them all!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew that monsters had such killer dance moves?

So come on down to our server and experience the unexpected. Who knows, you might just find the piece of advice that changes your life forever – like always bring a bucket of water to a lava fight!

NovaRapeSurvivorCraft

assault, Hamas terrorists, healing, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Middle East conflict, Nova massacre, NovaRapeSurvivorCraft, rape, Recovery, sexual violence, survivor, survivor empowerment, survivor resilience, survivor story, survivor support, survivor testimony, Terrorism, Trauma, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

lol u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wild wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of outlaws. we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out their eyes. it’s like a psychedelic trip but in block form.

this one time, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves but accidentally made it look like a giant potato instead. everyone thought it was hilarious so now we have a potato monument in the town square.

oh and did i mention the secret underground disco club? yeah, we have one of those too. you gotta do a dance-off with the skeletons to get in though. it’s lit.

join us on this crazy adventure and maybe you’ll be the next survivor of the ‘Nova’ massacre. just watch out for those pesky Hamas terrorists, they’ll try to steal your diamonds and make you do their bidding. but don’t worry, we’ll have your back. or at least we’ll laugh at you while you get wrecked. either way, it’s gonna be a blast.

MelonMadnessCraft

arithmetic, buying fruit, cantaloupes, fruit shopping, funny math, grocery shopping, Math, math equations, math humor, math jokes, math logic, math riddle, mathematical concepts, mathematical humor, Mathematics, MelonMadnessCraft, mental math, numerical reasoning, quantities, WATERMELONS, word problem

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Votes:	4736	Dragon Eggs Found:	2875
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can buy 60 watermelons and 40 cantaloupes without anyone questioning it! like, who needs that many fruits in a virtual world? only the true legends, that’s who.

we have a secret underground society of villagers who are obsessed with trading ridiculous amounts of random items. want to trade 100 diamonds for a stack of dirt? no problem! our villagers will hook you up.

rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. but be warned, the ocean is guarded by a giant squid named squishy who will only let you pass if you tell him a joke. better start practicing your best puns!

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night? some say it’s the spirit of a player who got lost in the nether and never found their way back. others say it’s just a glitch in the matrix. either way, it’s pretty freakin’ hilarious.

so come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical minecraft server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of watermelons. you’re gonna need ’em.

MineBlitz

active developers, Cross-Play, Custom Mobs, Earth, free to play, global pets, Survival, team system, Vanilla, welcome npc

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Here are some reason why you should join mineblitz! custom mobs naomi the welcome npc active developers and staff like unlike other servers fully free to play in all ways possible global pets and team system that will knock your socks off

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