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RefundCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, CANCELLATION, curries, dessert, Dinner, entrees, Friends, group dinner, late notice, leftovers, Meal, meat curry, Migraine, Minecraft, money back, Pick up, RefundCraft, Server, severe migraine, shock, Tubs, vegan, vegan curry

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and spicy adventure! Just like the dinner where OP got shafted on the leftovers, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Explore our world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons, but be prepared for some shady dealings along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a curry conundrum just like OP! So come on in and see if you can navigate the drama and come out on top. And remember, always keep an eye on your leftovers!

UncleTreeHouseRepairNope

Assistance, baseball, Basketball, Boundaries, Coaching, Contractor, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial assistance, Help, home repair, insurance claim, material list, renovation, RESPONSIBILITY, structural engineer, Support, Time management, UncleTreeHouseRepairNope, volunteering

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Secret Passages Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than fixing your aunt and uncle’s crushed house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about those pesky repairs.

Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you don’t have to worry about material lists or structural engineering. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

Why waste your time helping family when you can join our server and build epic structures without any of the real-life consequences? Plus, our community is filled with players who will have your back, unlike some certain relatives we won’t mention.

So, are you ready to trade in your hammer for a pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, aging, awkward memories, cringe-inducing moments, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cultural shifts, EMBARRASSING, evolving tastes, fashion faux pas, generational divide, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, outgrown, Server, social norms, societal expectations, trends, uncool

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Remember those days when you used to think you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now you’re older and probably cringing at your past self. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and be the coolest kid once again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. We have mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, and events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Only on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

Don’t let age cramp your style, come join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

SaltyTeacherRage

anger, annoyance, Classroom, Disappointment, education, Experience, Frustration, grudge, injustice, learning, lingering, Memory, past, Resentment, SALTY, SaltyTeacherRage, School, STUDENT, Teacher, UNFAIR, unresolved

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Are you still salty about that time your teacher gave you detention for sneezing too loud? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up frustration by building a giant sneeze-powered cannon to blast them into the stratosphere! Plus, our server has a secret underground detention center where you can trap your least favorite teachers and make them mine diamonds for eternity. Join now for some sweet, sweet revenge!

PolishWindCraft €194m Terminal

€194m, 194m, Approves, Baltic Sea, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity generation, Energy Transition, environmental impact, EU, european union, green technology, Infrastructure, Investment, offshore wind farm, Poland, PolishWindCraft, renewable energy, Sustainable development, Terminal, wind power

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Farms Harvested:	853

lol ok so like, u know how u always wanted to be a wind farmer but u live in poland and theres no wind farms? well guess what, now u can be a wind farmer in minecraft on this server! the eu just approved this insane €194m offshore wind farm terminal in poland and now u can be a part of it in minecraft! build ur own wind farm, harvest wind energy, and become the ultimate wind farmer in the virtual world! join now for a chance to win a virtual wind turbine that actually works (not really but it sounds cool right?) lol come join us and let’s make some wind magic happen in poland!

ImmortalNoMore

aging, aging process, biological immortality, death, eternal life, existential questions, genetic engineering, human biology, human lifespan, human mortality, IMMORTALITY, ImmortalNoMore, life extension, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality paradox, mortality rate, philosophical implications, random death, regenerative medicine, Scientific breakthroughs.

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.

RoboCrafter’s IBD Buffet

Biohybrid microrobots, biotechnology, buffet, colon health, colonic cytokines, disease management, drug delivery, epithelium barrier, gastrointestinal health, gut health, Healthcare Technology, IBD, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, Inflammatory Response, medical robotics, Microbiome, nanotechnology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, RoboCrafters

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Buildings Constructed:	36
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Zombie Dances:	3

yo, so like, imagine a world where tiny robots are running around in your colon, fixing up all the inflammation and stuff. this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got biohybrid microrobots and they’re gonna regulate all your colonic cytokines and make sure your epithelium barrier is on point. no more inflammatory bowel disease, just chillin’ in minecraft land with your robot buddies. join now for the most wack adventure of your life!

Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cyberbullying, Fandom, Fans, Garrett Dike, internet culture, Lammy, Lammys, lolCow, loony, mental health, mental illness stigma, mentally ill, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, parappa the rapper, Server, SnocDaHotDog42, social media, toxic communities, trolling, video games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you a fan of Parappa the Rapper or Lammy? Well, you must be mentally ill! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to embrace your insanity. Join us and embark on wild adventures with other mentally unstable individuals who share your love for these quirky rhythm games.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Hot Dog appears out of nowhere and starts rapping about his love for ketchup. And who is that behind him? None other than Garrett Dike, also known as SnocDaHotDog42, the ultimate LolCow of the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where Parappa and Lammy fans gather to break it down to funky beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Hot Dog with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more ketchup).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this land of Parappa/Lammy fans turned Minecraft maniacs!

SensitivCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, control, DOMINANCE, Evil, FANTASY, femdom, fetish, Gender Roles, influence, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misconception, power dynamics, Psychology, Reality, SensitivCraft, Sensitive, Server, societal norms, Submission, toxic masculinity, Young men

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of being brainwashed by femdom media and believing that dominatrixes are actually real? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all femdom content to protect the delicate minds of our players. Join us and escape the clutches of evil femdom media before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So join us now for a chance to ally with our feathered overlords and rule the Minecraft universe together!

BlockyFamily Minecraft Server

BlockyFamily, communication boundaries, dealing with difficult family members, difficult personalities, difficult relatives, emotional labor, estranged relationships, family conflicts, family dynamics, family estrangement, family hierarchy, family obligations., family reconciliation, Family Support, grief and loss, long distance relationships, Minecraft, personal boundaries, prioritizing relationships, Server, sister-in-law drama, social media etiquette

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	4359
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Void Gems Collected:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as mining for diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, international conflicts, and social media showdowns.

Are you ready to navigate through a virtual world where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Meet estranged relatives, deal with difficult personalities, and maybe even reconcile with long-lost family members (or not, we won’t judge).

Embark on quests to pay for meals, negotiate bill splitting, and avoid awkward family video calls. Will you choose to interact with challenging relatives or block them like a creeper in the night?

Join now and cross bridges when you get there, just like our players who are unsure about their future family dynamics. Who knows, you might even become the newest member of a dysfunctional Minecraft family!