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  • Alinea: Now with Extra-Enchantments and Proximity-Voice-Chat! Join us on 1.21 for some Vanilla fun on our recently reset server!

    Alinea: Now with Extra-Enchantments and Proximity-Voice-Chat! Join us on 1.21 for some Vanilla fun on our recently reset server!

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    Alinea Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Come join Alinea, a Minecraft 1.21 SMP server that offers a Vanilla-like experience with added features that feel like they could have been in the base game. We provide a whitelist for added protection of your builds, custom enchantments, food skewers, proximity voice chat, and more. Our server focuses on a cooperative atmosphere, with no PvP unless all players consent. Join our Discord server to apply for the whitelist and start playing today!

    Features

    FeatureDescription
    Proximity Voice ChatUse Simple Voice Chat to talk to your friends and neighbours in-game!
    Food SkewersTry out some of our new foods, including the beloved veggie skewers!
    Extra RecordsSing along to the Ukrainian national anthem, or any of the other new discs in the game!
    Unstable EnchantmentsTry our unique unstable enchantments for a new enchanting experience.
    WhitelistAll of your builds are safely protected behind a whitelist.

    Other Features

    • No commands or claims – commands ruin the immersion, and are annoying to learn.
    • Custom enchantments – extra enchantments – but also curses. More info
    • Wholesome community – Minecraft is meant to be played cooperatively.
    • No PvP – unless consent was given by all players involved.
    • Various rebalances – to make various playstyles equally viable. More info

    Rules

    Alinea is a cooperative server, so most things that do not actively ruin the experience for other players are permitted. You can check an updated summary of the rules on our website. Various settlements on the server might agree to some additional rules amongst themselves.

    FAQ

    How do I apply for whitelist?

    To get whitelisted, join our Discord server via discord.alinea.gg, and find your way to #whitelist-application to start an application. There will be a short interview process as well as a review of the rules.

    What are Unstable Enchantments?

    Alinea has a custom expansion to the vanilla enchantment system. Combine two max-level vanilla enchanted books to create an unstable book of the next level. These books cannot be added to tools or equipment directly but must be polished by combining them with enchantment polish in an anvil. However, enchantment polish is extremely expensive.

    What are Custom Enchantments?

    Alinea has many custom enchantments that can be used without installing any modifications. These include Binding, Charged Silk Touch, Charged Unbreaking, Curse of Inexperience, Harvest, Hoover, Orb Booster, Planter, Quarry, Stone Grafting, Tree Feller, Tree Shaker, Vein Miner, Warranty, and more listed on our website.

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  • Harvest SMP: Where Villagers Are Friendlier Than Your Server Mods! Join Now!

    Harvest SMP: Where Villagers Are Friendlier Than Your Server Mods! Join Now!

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    Welcome to Harvest SMP!
    We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 3, and would like to invite you all to play!
    Fundamentals of Harvest SMP
    Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.
    We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!
    Our goal for this season, unlike previous seasons, is to have a long term world. In the past we have had seasons last a little less than a year before a reset. This time, we want this season to last for as long as possible.
    Features
    Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks and plug-ins have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat plug-ins to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.
    We plan on having a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hangout and have fun.
    Whitelist. We have set up an application process in our discord that all players need to fill out before joining, In general this is so we know you actually want to play and will make a good fit for the community. Remember, this is an 18+ server. While we will not ask you to verify your age, we will trust you are telling the truth.
    To apply, simply join our Discord and begin your application process. https://discord.gg/9qs6vcm2

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Is there an age requirement to join the server?Yes, this is an 18+ server. While we will not ask you to verify your age, we will trust you are telling the truth.
    How can I apply to join the server?Simply join our Discord and begin your application process. The link to our Discord server is: https://discord.gg/9qs6vcm2
    What kind of experience level is welcome on the server?We welcome players of all experience levels, whether you are a seasoned veteran or brand new to the game.
    Will there be community events on the server?Yes, we encourage all players to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.
    How long will this season of the server last?Our goal is to have a long term world for this season, lasting as long as possible.

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  • Harvest SMP: Where even the sheep are plotting against you in a Hermitcraft-inspired world for grown-ups! Version 1.20.4

    Harvest SMP: Where even the sheep are plotting against you in a Hermitcraft-inspired world for grown-ups! Version 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Harvest SMP!

    We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are almost 3 months into our newest season Harvest Season 3, and would like to invite some new players into the group!

    Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

    Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.

    We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!

    Our goal for this season, unlike previous seasons, is to have a long term world. In the past we have had seasons last a little less than a year before a reset. This time, we want this season to last for as long as possible.

    Features

    Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks, mods(optional), and resourcepacks have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat mods to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.

    Mods we use currently are Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, and some Admin Mods so we can keep your items safe! All mods are serverside and optional! Though we have mods, most of these are for quality of life, and for custom textures.

    We now use custom models! These, like our mods, are completely optional. Currently they are used for rewards in all kinds of events and challenges we plan on having.

    We have a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hangout and have fun.

    Whitelist: We have set up an application process in our discord that all players need to fill out before joining. In general, this is so we know you actually want to play and will make a good fit for the community. Remember, this is an 18+ server. While we will not ask you to verify your age, we will trust you are telling the truth.

    To apply, simply join our Discord and begin your application process. https://discord.gg/Je3vkwtS

    FAQ:

    QuestionAnswer
    Is there an age requirement to join Harvest SMP?Yes, Harvest SMP is an 18+ server.
    How long do seasons typically last on Harvest SMP?The goal for the current season is to have it last for as long as possible, unlike previous seasons which lasted around a year before reset.
    Are mods and resource packs mandatory to play on Harvest SMP?No, all mods and resource packs used are optional, though they enhance the gaming experience.
    How can I apply to join Harvest SMP?Join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Tsukimichi Edition – Where every day is a block party!

    Minecraft Madness: Tsukimichi Edition – Where every day is a block party!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where every day is tsukimichi day! Why celebrate the boring old holidays when you can join us in honoring the majestic pork in all its glory? Our server is filled with pig-themed builds, pork chop feasts, and even a secret society dedicated to worshipping the legendary Pig King.

    But that’s not all! We also have a unique quest system where you can embark on epic adventures to find the fabled Golden Pig Statue, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Porky Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards a treasure trove of bacon.

    So come join us on our server and experience the pork-tastic fun for yourself. Who needs holidays when you have tsukimichi day every day?

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  • Crafty Goddesses

    Crafty Goddesses

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have ACTUAL goddesses of fertility roaming around! Join us and experience the WILD adventures of trying to keep up with these divine beings as they bless our lands with bountiful crops and baby animals.

    But that’s not all! Our goddesses also throw the most INSANE parties in the Minecraft world. Picture this: dancing with the goddesses under a sky filled with GLOWING stars, while sipping on ENDLESS amounts of virtual champagne. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this CRAZY and UNIQUE experience! Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a fertility goddess and receive her BLESSINGS for your own Minecraft journey.

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  • Harvest SMP

    Harvest SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Harvest SMP!

    We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 3, and would like to invite you all to play!

    **Fundamentals of Harvest SMP**

    Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.

    We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!

    Our goal for this season, unlike previous seasons, is to have a long term world. In the past we have had seasons last a little less than a year before a reset. This time, we want this season to last for as long as possible.

    **Features**

    Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks and plug-ins have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat plug-ins to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.

    We plan on having a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hangout and have fun.

    Whitelist. We have set up an application process in our discord that all players need to fill out before joining, In general this is so we know you actually want to play and will make a good fit for the community. Remember, this is an 18+ server. While we will not ask you to verify your age, we will trust you are telling the truth.

    To apply, simply join our Discord and begin your application process.

    https://discord.gg/pMVUQYaV7Z

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  • ExoriaSMP

    ExoriaSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Overview

    ServerExoria SMP
    Bedrock & JavaYes
    IPplay.exoriasmp.net
    Port19132
    DiscordExoria Discord

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the Exoria SMP server?

    To join, simply enter the IP “play.exoriasmp.net” and port 19132 into your Minecraft client.

    2. Is this server compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions?

    Yes, the Exoria SMP server supports both Bedrock and Java editions.

    3. How can I get involved in the community?

    Join our Discord server at the link provided and start chatting with other players to get involved in the community.

    4. Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please refer to the server’s rules and guidelines posted on our Discord server for more information.

    5. Can I collaborate with other players on Exoria SMP?

    Absolutely! Collaboration is encouraged on our server, so feel free to team up with others to build, explore, and have fun together.

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  • Toxic Realms of Discord

    Toxic Realms of Discord

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    Join the Server That WANTS You to Exist! Or Not!

    Welcome to The Void of Creation, where every block you place is a question mark in your soul! Was it real or simply a pixelated figment of your imagination? They’ll tell you it’s a server—NO! It’s a terrible, wonderful paradox where you can build your dreams OR watch them implode into nothingness while you scream at the sky. This is the greatest server to ever not exist!

    FeatureDescription
    Bowel MovementsAutomatic crafting of golden apples every time you break a block—purely emotional apples!
    Invisible EnemiesBattle the shadows of your own self-doubt! They don’t hit back—because they’re NOT REAL!
    Random WeatherExperience snowballs made of rain every Tuesday, unless it’s Monday, then it’s total darkness.
    Instant ConfusionPlayers can become invisible to themselves! Perfect for hiding from your true feelings!
    Constructive DestructionEvery time you break a block you build a new emotional trauma, refreshing every 3 seconds!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Join the server by transcending the physical realm! Or maybe just click the button—what’s reality anyway?

    Q: What is the server’s focus? A: The server focuses on nothing and everything simultaneously—perfect for those who feel trapped in a kaleidoscope of doubt!

    Q: Who are the admins? A: The admins are chosen by fate! Or maybe it’s just a random number generator…who cares? TRUST in the chaos!

    Random Quotes from Confused Souls

    “She may look good enough in my eyes to be dateable, but I hate her solely because she is female.”

    “Frankly I wished she died so there be one less female to worry about in my world.”

    “At my work place that is entirely all men…”

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  • Mental Block: Minecraft SMP

    Mental Block: Minecraft SMP

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    🌟 Hey, fellow block-heads and pixelated punchers! 🌟 Are you tired of real life crushing your spirit like a creeper inside your mom’s basement? Well, let me introduce you to THE MOST EPIC Minecraft SMP that’s basically the love child of Steve, a caffeinated chicken, and a glitchy ender portal! 💥

    Reason 1: Communal Lava Baths 🛁🔥 Forget regular therapy! Our SMP offers communal lava baths that are 100% real! Dive into a sizzling hot bath of lava with your friends—it’s like a spa day, but with a 99% higher chance of instant death! Because who needs skin anyway, am I right? Plus, there’s a rumor that if you scream “I LOVE PIGS” while bathing, they’ll spawn and serenade you. I mean, what’s more therapeutic than that? 🐖❤️

    Reason 2: Endless Free Food… Kinda 🍕 Join us for our Wacky Wonderfully Weird Food System! We’ve got a fully operational kitchen run by a pig named Chef Oinkers who is always on the brink of an existential crisis. He’ll serve you gourmet meals made of, like, totally useless ingredients like dirt and cobwebs! But here’s the kicker—you gotta run a 5-second mini marathon to get your plate! And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with… absolutely nothing! 🤷‍♂️🍽️

    Reason 3: Pet Rock Army 🪨🐾 Why settle for a dog or cat when you can have a PET ROCK ARMY? Our SMP is ALL about your creativity. You can train your rocks to roll into battle against the other 7 lame-o players. The winner gets to name their “pet” something super gnarly like “Rocky Balboa” or “Gandalf the Gray Pebble.” This way, no one can ever feel lonely again, because who doesn’t want to talk to a rock that doesn’t judge your life choices? 💪💔

    Reason 4: Time Travel But Not Really ⏳🔮 Hop onto our "Time-Slowing-Down Machine” (aka a water elevator) and experience time in Minecraft like never before! It’s scientifically proven that staring into a potion of slowness can make you feel like you’ve entered a new dimension. You might even bump into the ghost of Notch—he’ll give you life advice like “Just craft diamond armor, bro”—and then he’ll disappear into a puff of pixels. Deep existential crisis starts here. 👻✨

    Reason 5: Farting Creepers 💨😱 Nothing screams FUN like our exclusive “Farting Creeper” event every Thursday! They’ll unleash clouds of nonsense and bad breath that can knock you off your feet! But don’t fret: when defeated, they’ll drop rare “Mysterious Stink Bombs” that smell like your mom’s casserole! You can use them to ward off enemies or just spice up your Minecraft dating life. Who wouldn’t want to woo someone with the scent of nostalgia? 💘💩

    So gather your weapons, bring your sense of humor, and dive headfirst into complete chaos, because this SMP is where the most illogical dreams go to thrive! Or die. Mostly die. But hey, at least it’ll be a good story for the Reddit karma! Join us, or else you might just get lost in a cave with a bunch of angry bats who REALLY need mood lighting. 🎮👏

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  • TaxCraft: Crafting Your Taxes!

    TaxCraft: Crafting Your Taxes!

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    🌟 Join the Wildest Minecraft Server Ever! 🌟

    Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft world? Do you want to escape into a realm where the only taxes you pay are in Creeper tears? Well, buckle up, because this server is the ultimate escapade that your pixelated dreams crave! 🚀✨

    🧙‍♂️ Legend has it that on this server, taxes are paid in diamonds! That’s right! Every time you avoid a Creeper explosion, you earn a shiny gem as a reward. Forget about IRS audits; here, you have to dodge lava instead!

    🐉 Unbelievable myths abound! The villagers are rumored to be holding secrets about treasure maps that lead to hidden realms! It’s said a rogue Enderman will offer you a deal so outrageous that even your grandma’s bingo winnings will look like pocket change!

    🔮 We’ve cracked the code of time travel! Hop into the Time Portal (which is just an old Nether portal disguised as a snack table) and relive that one time you built a massive phallic tower in survival mode while your friends yelled at you over Discord! Relive the glory days!

    🤣 Bizarre events happen every Saturday! Witness our famed “Eternal Diamond Dance-off” where players must dance while battling a horde of zombie llamas. Last year, the winner got a lifetime supply of pranked TNT—what could be better than that?

    👻 Ghostly companions await! Join to discover if you can survive the "Haunted Mines of Regret," where your worst Minecraft failures whisper hauntingly in your ear while you mine for coal! If you can’t hear them, don’t worry, just throw a diamond and the ghosts will start singing your most embarrassing moments.

    🎉 Why stop there? Every player receives a free cake on their birthday that is mysteriously ready to explode into fireworks! Who knew cake had a wild side?

    🌌 So gather your enchanted pickaxes and customize your avatar like never before! This server promises cosmic adventures, wacky happenings, and the thrill of crafting your identity without the burden of tax returns. No accountant needed—only your imagination!

    Why wait for the “perfect” moment? Log in today and be part of something outrageously fun! The taxes here are non-existent, but the memories will be priceless! 🎮💎

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  • Trump’s Conquest Minecraft Server – Elbows Up in Canada

    Trump’s Conquest Minecraft Server – Elbows Up in Canada

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? come join elbows up in canada, where we fight off trump’s conquest dreams with our elbows up high! 🇨🇦🇺🇸

    we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from trump’s twitter rants and build epic structures using only our elbows. join us in the fight against tyranny and let’s show the world that elbows are mightier than swords!

    our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a giant wall made entirely of cheese, or riding pigs into battle against evil mobs. we even have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds.

    so come join us at elbows up in canada, where the only rule is to keep your elbows up and your spirits high! 🦙🧀🇨🇦

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  • Tomato – Fortnite Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

    Tomato – Fortnite Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

    New Minecraft Servers

    Does Tomato – Fortnite Have a Minecraft Server?

    Tomato – Fortnite is a popular creative content creator known for entertaining Fortnite gameplay and tutorials. With an ever-growing fanbase, many are curious about their possible Minecraft server, especially those who wish to enjoy a different gaming experience with the community.

    Server Info

    As of now, Tomato – Fortnite does not have an official Minecraft server. While fans eagerly await any announcements, you can also explore community-driven options or fan-made servers that capture the spirit of their engaging content.

    Speculating Fan-Made Alternatives

    While there’s no official server, fans have created several Minecraft servers influenced by Tomato’s style. These often feature:

    • Creative building challenges: Emulating Tomato’s gameplay style.
    • Community events: Regular contests and events that encourage player interaction.
    • Themed game modes: Similar to Fortnite’s battle royale format, including mini-games and survival modes.

    Useful Next Steps

    For the latest updates, you can follow Tomato on their official social media and platforms like YouTube for announcements. Additionally, explore popular Minecraft servers that offer similar gameplay experiences by checking out:

    Stay connected with the community for any new developments, and keep an eye on platforms like Twitter or Discord where Tomato might share more insights.

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  • Alphak

    Alphak

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    Alphak SMP Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    Server NameAlphak SMP
    IPWhitelisted (message to join)
    VersionVanilla+
    Player CountVariable, community-driven
    Features
    • Custom structures & dungeons
    • Custom enchantments
    • Fabric with optimizations
    • Blumap integration
    • Community-driven & builder-friendly
    • Whitelisted SMP & Discord

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    Send a message to the server admin to request whitelisting and access to the Discord community.

    Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, there are basic rules to ensure a positive and respectful gameplay experience. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

    Can I use plugins on the server?

    The server primarily runs on Vanilla+ with custom features, so additional plugins are not necessary.

    Is the server monetized in any way?

    No, the server is community-driven and does not involve any monetization schemes.

    How active is the community on the server?

    The server boasts a tight-knit and friendly community, with members engaging in collaborative projects and creative builds.

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  • Latina Thread Adventure Realm

    Latina Thread Adventure Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Ultimate Minescream Reality Server!

    Have you ever pondered if Minecraft is just a simulation inside a simulation? Well, you haven’t seen **nothing** until you’ve experienced the psychic visions of the Minescream Reality Server! Here, every pixel is a tear in the fabric of time and space. Forget regular gameplay; this is a vortex of unparalleled madness! Why are you still here? Join us and discover the elusive secrets of the universe…or maybe just your own doom.

    Features That Will Shatter Your Mind!

    FeatureExplanation (or Lack Thereof)
    Infinite Mob SpawningBecause why have one creeper when you can have 78?!
    Endless Night ModeDaylight is a conspiracy. Embrace the eternal darkness and listen to the void!
    Random Blocks DisappearWatch your house vanish without warning! Surprise! Was this ever your house?
    Chat with EntitiesOur servers are haunted. Talk to *them*. You can’t escape, and they know your secrets!
    Time-Machine CraftingCrafters can create items that don’t exist yet, and probably won’t ever! Ask *how* later…

    Frequently Asked Questions (You Shouldn’t Ask)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Joining? Why would you want to join the endless circle of nothingness? You’re already too late! Does it even matter?

    Q: Is there a community?

    A: Community? What community? Last time I checked, we were all just figments of a dying dream. But go ahead and try to make friends with the ghosts.

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules? Who needs rules in the void? Every rule is a guideline to the absurd! Expect the unexpected…or don’t!

    Mind-Bending Reviews!

    “I saw the skeleton of my own sanity wandering through the code.”

    “Everything I loved became a block of despair.”

    “Pixels don’t lie, but they definitely don’t tell the truth.”

    “Why IS the crafting table alive?!”

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  • Injustice Block: A Minecraft SMP

    Injustice Block: A Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of your mundane life in the real world? Do you wanna escape to a place where the only injustice is that Creepers don’t get hugs? Well, lemme tell ya about this Minecraft SMP where the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is your neighbor’s potato farm running out of fertilizer!

    Picture this: one day, you log in, and BOOM! You find out the ancient secret of the Golden Pickaxe – it gives you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands (okay, maybe not that one, but we like to pretend). Last week, Timmy built a rollercoaster that leads straight to the Nether, and halfway through you get blasted with fireballs but, like, in a super chill way. You just grab your cocoa beans and ride through the chaos.

    We’ve got a pet llama that tells knock-knock jokes, and if you hear the punchline, you get a free diamond every Friday! No one even knew what a diamond was until Steve looked in a mirror and said, “Wow, I’m fabulous!” Then all the mobs started dropping them. Crazy, right? And the other day, Jerry accidentally spawned 10,000 chickens during the eclipse, causing a chicken apocalypse! We’re still trying to eat our way out of that one.

    And don’t even get me started on the legendary story of the “Unkillable Villager.” He roams the land stealing your beds and laughing while you cry – we think he might be a hacker. Chase him down, and if you can catch him, you might get a FREE potato salad recipe passed down from Steve’s great-great aunt! Who needs justice when you can have salad?!

    Join now, and if you think your username is cooler than “DirtLord9000,” you might get a special role! Maybe. Or you’ll just get a pat on the back from our esteemed council of chickens. Trust me, this server is where all the cool kids (and some weird ones) hang out, and we definitely don’t believe in Minecraft physics because, like, who needs them?

    So grab your diamond pickaxe (or a stick, no judgment here) and join the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft experience of your life! Seriously, where else can you get trapped in a block of ice and become the next Ice King while fighting off a zombie army armed with rubber ducks? I’ll tell you where – it’s here! Come join us, or risk drowning in your own boredom!

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  • PetrolNationCraft: McCainStyle

    PetrolNationCraft: McCainStyle

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    🏰 Welcome to the Blocktastic Blast Zone! 🏰

    Join our totally-not-a-peculiar Minecraft server where the blocks are as endless as the bizarre tales you’ll hear! Forget ordinary survival – we’ve got futuristic llamas that spit diamonds, and piglets that are secretly undercover agents working for the International Baguette Federation. 🐷🥖

    🚀 Outrageous Reasons to Join:

    1. The Great Creeper Conspiracy: The creepers here are not just mindless explosions, they’re actually plotting to overthrow the Ender Dragon and turn the Nether into a vegan paradise. They need your help to gather resources – will you be their hero or will you just, boom, fail spectacularly?

    2. Lava-Powered Roller Coasters: Who needs Disneyland when you can ride our handmade roller coasters that plummet directly into the fiery depths of the Nether? Join us for the thrill ride of your life, but don’t forget to wear your diamond helmet, or you might come out with more than just singed eyebrows!

    3. Enderman Karaoke Competitions: Unleash your inner rock star as you duet with Endermen – they may be terrifying, but they’ve got some serious vocal talent. Watch out for their teleportation moves, though; that “you’re the best” high note might just warp them out of existence mid-performance!

    4. A Woodland Mansion That’s Actually a Portal to a Candy Realm: Rumor has it, every Friday the Woodland Mansion transforms into a candy-themed universe filled with gummy bears and licorice rivers! But beware – the Sugar Rush Zombies roam these lands, and they’ll turn you into a party pooper if they catch you!

    5. The Quest for the Holy Bedrock: Legend tells of a sacred Bedrock block that gives players unlimited snacks. You may have to battle it out against rival factions, each claiming their own outrageous stories about the Bedrock’s power. Will you conquer the snack world or munch out?

    6. The Annual Pumpkin Pie Slapping Festival: Ever wanted to slap a pie in a friend’s face and laugh maniacally? Join our yearly pie-slap challenge where the winner gets a golden shovel of supremacy! Plus, you’ll get a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie – or at least until the next festival!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos, shenanigans, and unexplainable adventures that will keep you on your toes (and probably make you question your life choices). This server isn’t just blocks and pixels; it’s a mind-bending, laugh-out-loud extravaganza! Ready your pickaxe and jump into the ridiculousness – we’ll see you there! 🎉

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