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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7456 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
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