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LockedInMinecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Star Shards Collected:	53
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Items Found:	3131

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, and the pig is wearing a tutu. Why, you ask? Because on our server, anything is possible.

But that’s not all. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamonds Are Overrated” cult, where members believe that iron is the superior ore. Join them in their quest to cover the entire server in iron blocks, much to the dismay of the diamond enthusiasts.

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has a knack for turning players’ houses into giant toilets overnight. Don’t worry, though – it’s all in good fun (unless you’re the one who wakes up to a toilet house, of course).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where chastity cages, prostate orgasms, and giant chicken-pig hybrids coexist in perfect harmony? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

F3 – Vanilla

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3

The most common Vanilla+ server without donation, located on the territory of the Russian Federation in the city of Moscow, the developers themselves from the same place, but support communication with any international players.

If you have any questions about logging into the server, you can write in Discord.

mine.foreverfunface.ru

PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Villages Defended:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Imagine a world where you and your squad fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy, just like in HELLDIVERS 2!

Join us on this server where you will wage war on different planets, each with its own unique environment. Complete objectives within a procedurally generated area while racing against the clock. Liberating planets is the name of the game, and you must work together with your fellow players to liberate the entire galaxy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that it makes the original HELLDIVERS game look like child’s play. With top-notch gameplay and mechanics based on pure magic (literally), you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join a community of hardcore gamers who are dedicated to saving the galaxy from tyranny. Plus, we have exclusive news updates, crazy patch releases, and even a Democracy Space Station (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server like never before and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

BestCraftMc

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, survival multiplayer factions skyblock creative economy roleplay minigames pvp adventure building mods dungeons exploration community crafting farming medieval magic technology

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Explore a World Where Every Choice Matters BestCraftMC takes Minecraft back to basics but with all the custom features a modern server should have. We believe in honouring the grind, rewarding commitment, and creating a world where players are in control of their own destiny.

bestcraftmc.com:27143

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Plugins, PvP, Resources, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.fairytavern.fun

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Towns Built:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Star Shards Collected:	82	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!