Harris MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TrumpedCraft SMP: GayJewDemoVotes

Gay, trump, important, TrumpedCraft, liberal

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to join a Minecraft SMP where the water cooler conversations are wilder than ever? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with older gentlemen who may just be chunks of coal, but they sure know how to stir up some drama. One minute they’re voting Biden, the next they’re declaring you ain’t Jewish if you don’t vote Trump! Join us for some outrageous political debates and maybe even uncover the truth about Israel – all while building epic structures and surviving in the wild world of Minecraft. Who knew politics could be this entertaining? Join now and quote us on that!

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CraftyHarrisVP

democratic party, political news, TIM WALZ, Politics, Democratic ticket

yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where harris picks walz for vp, like whaaat??! we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. if u join dis server u will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. harris and walz are our official mascots and they will guide u through epic quests and battles against evil mobs. so come on down and join the madness, cuz dis server is lit AF!

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SituationCraft: BidenHarris vs Iran

SituationCraft, Situation Room, harris, Defense, Israel

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style!

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HarrisFundraiserMC Server

donation, Political Support, suspends, Account.., HarrisFundraiserMC

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat do the moonwalk. it’s like a crazy circus up in here, man.

we also got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even a dragon egg. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. just make sure to wear your fireproof armor.

plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. it’s like a real-life pokemon gym, but with more explosions.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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JD’s L Minecraft Server

trump, Women, election, l.., Politics

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about real-world drama? Look no further than our server where Harris wins every time! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of politics and dive into a world where Harris is the ultimate champion. Plus, rumor has it that women flock to this server because of Harris’s irresistible charm – you won’t want to miss out on all the fun! Join now and let the hilarity ensue as we embark on crazy adventures in a world where Harris reigns supreme.

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GazaGoneWild – No More War!

vice president, united states, Conflict, Call, Ceasefire

so, liek, u know how sumtimes u just wanna play sum minecraft but u also wanna feel liek ur makin a difference in the world? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got crazy builds and epic battles but also we support peace in da real world!

join our server and help us end da war in Gaza by playin minecraft! u can build ur own peace treaties and negotiate with other players to stop da fighting! it’s like diplomacy, but with creepers!

plus, we got free diamond armor for anyone who helps spread da message of peace on other servers! so come on, join us and make a difference while havin a blast in minecraft! peace out, gamers!

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GazaCraft: No Silence, Just Blocks

united states, Israel, humanitarian situation, Négotiation, Diplomacy

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy missions like saving villagers from zombie invasions and building eco-friendly farms to feed the whole server! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in the minecraft universe! u will not be silent in this epic adventure!

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GazaCraft: End the War & Free Hostages

gaza, diplomatic efforts., Netanyahu, international relations, humanitarian crisis

so like, you know how Harris be all like “Netanyahu, dude, it’s time to stop the war in Gaza and bring back the hostages”? well, imagine if that convo happened on our epic minecraft server! like, we got crazy missions and quests that will make you feel like a superhero saving the day. join us and be a part of the epic adventure to bring peace to the blocky world of minecraft. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, be a hero and save the hostages with us!

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PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

day trading, Gains, gamble, SOL, VP pick

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

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KamalaCraft SMP – “Harris’ Homies & Fam”

homies, fam, inspiration, KamalaCraft, EXCITEMENT

Are they all shooketh like a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of players who are all about that Kamala Harris hype! Join us for a chance to build a White House replica and hold your own presidential debates in the chat. Who needs real politics when you can have virtual ones with diamond swords and enchanted armor? So grab your pickaxe and join us for a political adventure like no other!

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