harmless takes on popular topics – New Minecraft Servers

HarmlessRageCraft!

🌍 Join the Craziest Minecraft Server! 🎮

Ever wanted to mine diamonds while riding a giant chicken? How about building a castle made entirely of spaghetti? Well, this is the server for you! Here’s why you absolutely must join, unless you like missing out on the wildest Minecraft experiences known to blocky kind!

The Great Bedrock Uprising: Legend has it that every night, a group of rebellious bedrocks rise up to conquer the world and declare themselves the true overlords of Minecraft! Join us as we help them overthrow the tyrannical dirt blocks while defending off the ever-hungry mobs of "vegetable zombies" — their favorite food is, you guessed it, carrots! 🥕
The Enderdragon BBQ: Every Friday night, we invite the Enderdragon for a BBQ! Why? Because one time, we tricked it into thinking it was attending a vegetarian festival — so now, it won’t leave us alone until we roast some of its favorite foods! Get in on this bizarre culinary showdown as we test our skills against the fiercest flying BBQ critic in all of Minecraft.
Zombie Networking Conference: Forget about traditional job fairs; we host a Zombie Networking Conference! The undead are equipped with the latest stats on brains and forestry economics. Bring your best "human" resume, or just your brains, and learn how to get ahead in the business of living! Rumor has it that last year, one player secured a high-paying job as Chief Brains Officer! 🧟‍♂️💼
The Epic “Oops, All Creepers” Challenge: Ever wanted to literally test your luck? Join our special event where we unleash an avalanche of creepers into the world, and your goal is to build the most fabulous house before everything goes BOOM! It’s like Russian Roulette, but with more explosions and fewer consequences. Can’t wait for your neighbors to ask about all the holes in their lawn!
Achievements for Days!: Here, you can unlock achievements like "Survived a Creeper Hug," "Built a Boat Out of Pigs," and our exclusive mega-challenge, "Accidentally Created a Black Hole with Redstone!" Your gaming resume will never look better—all while your friends wonder how you ended up in the Top 10 of the ‘Unluckiest Player’ leaderboard!

So, gear up, grab your pickaxe, and dive into a realm where the strange becomes the norm, and totally harmless opinions about pineapple on pizza can spark an epic debate that lasts for days. Join us and witness the chaos – we promise you’ll never forget it! 🍕💣

Cols MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Cols MC server is a stylish looking SMP server designed for everyone to play. Our server is developing rapidly thanks to our team that brings updates every once in a while to increase your gaming pleasure with nice additions! What are you waiting for not to join this server where you can team up with your friends and have fun? It supports all versions between 1.16/1.21.1.

oyna.colsmc.xyz

Femboy Paradise

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], building, Citybuild, collaboration, Community, community-driven, Creative, Economy, Factions, Femboy Paradise, Freebuild, Friendly, Fun, games, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Support, teamwork, WIP

LGBTQ*-friendly Server with Freebuild, Citybuild, Games and many more features but it’s still WIP but if you want to join and help us build the server we would be really greatefull for everyone helping us

mc.femboy-paradise.de

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ – Come for the drama, stay for the llama!

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ABOUT US	The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
HARDWARE & SETUP	Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)
MODS & TWEAKS	We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided! Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap here
APPLICATION	Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server here! Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules Step 2: Submit an application via our application link Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I am under 18?

A: Unfortunately, the Club SMP is strictly an 18+ server. We want to ensure a mature and enjoyable environment for all our players.

Q: Can I use mods not included in the server modpack?

A: We recommend using only the mods provided in our custom modpack to ensure compatibility and fairness among all players.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: We aim to host events regularly to keep the community engaged and excited. The frequency of events may vary, but we strive to provide a fun experience for all players.

Q: Are donations accepted for the server?

A: At this time, we do not accept donations for the server. The focus is on creating a welcoming and inclusive community without the need for financial contributions.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on the Club SMP. We value a supportive and collaborative environment where all players can feel safe and enjoy their time in the game.

Slav(e) Women Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Slav woman – unpredictable and full of surprises!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the craziest creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav(e) women who are rumored to have magical powers that can turn your enemies into harmless sheep. So come on down and see why Slav(e) women are like this – you won’t be disappointed!

Coin Minecraft SMP Trillion Dollar

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Join our Minecraft SMP and become a crypto mining legend! Forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re all about that digital currency life now. Imagine trading your stacks of dirt for stacks of virtual coins worth millions in real life!

But be warned, the Coingecko™ and Coinmarketcap™ jews are always watching, ready to accept our one trillion supply coin and skyrocketing the crypto marketcap to infinity and beyond. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and become the richest player in the server? Join now and start mining your way to financial freedom!

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Divorce, Eviction, familial obligations, familial relationships, family dynamics, Family Support, FiancéCraft, financial management, financial responsibility, household expenses, housing arrangement, Inheritance, living arrangements, Minecraft, property maintenance, property ownership, rent contract, rental agreement, rental payments, Server, shared living space

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace family drama and financial responsibility in a virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of managing your own virtual household, complete with inheritance, rental contracts, and sibling rivalry.

Build your own virtual house and invite your mom, sister, fiancé, and anyone else you want to live with you. Sign rental contracts, collect rent, and watch as your family members argue over who should pay for house repairs or car repairs.

But beware, tensions may rise as you navigate the complex relationships within your virtual household. Will you be the asshole for having both your mom and fiancé as renters? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server!

Join now for a wild ride of family dynamics, financial disputes, and virtual chaos. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

NudeCraft: No Sharing Allowed!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s artistic talents? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make those nude self-portraits look like child’s play. Join us for a world of adventure and excitement, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

We’ve got so many unique features, you’ll be scratching your head wondering how we came up with them. From flying pigs that shoot lasers to a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas, you’ll never know what to expect next.

And don’t worry about being judged for your insecurities or control freak tendencies – we embrace all types here. In fact, we encourage you to bring your wildest fantasies to life in our virtual world. So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Just leave the nude drawings at home – we’ve got enough craziness already!

FemCraft SMP: Men’s Issues!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, epic pranks that will make you question your sanity, and secret alliances that will have you questioning who you can trust. And don’t even get us started on the pet llama that runs the whole show behind the scenes. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

BlockBustGone

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Remember that time everyone was obsessed with collecting rare rocks and minerals in Minecraft? Yeah, well, forget about that because now it’s all about collecting rare chickens on our server! That’s right, we have chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t ask us how it works, just come join and start your diamond chicken farm today!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with wings made of gold and a beak that shoots fireballs. Defeat the Chicken King in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a magical chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken powers.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can explore our custom-built Chicken Dungeon, where you’ll face off against hordes of evil chickens and their dastardly leader, Colonel Cluckington. Rumor has it that deep within the dungeon lies the fabled Chicken Sword, a weapon so powerful it can turn your enemies into fried chicken with a single swing.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the clucking madness for yourself!