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NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Towns Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

Zelenskyy’s Peace Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Japanese media, Minecraft, negotiations, November, Peace, peace agreement, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Plan, political strategy, Server, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.

KurskCraft: Refinery Rumble

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Energy Sector, escalation, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military Action, Oil Refinery, political tension, refinery, RETALIATION, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7120
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9603	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up oil refineries like it’s nobody’s business! we’re like ukraine’s military but in minecraft, taking out those pesky oil refineries in russia’s kursk region. join us for some explosive fun and chaos, because who needs peace when you can have a blast in minecraft? plus, we have the coolest mods and plugins to make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!

DeathCraft: The Ultimate Solution

acceptance, Closure, Darkness, death, DeathCraft, Despair, End.., Escape, eternal rest, fate, finality, inevitability, Last Resort, mortality, Peace, Problems, Release, solution, Surrender, True, Ultimate

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

So, like, u know how life can be, like, super lame and stuff? well, on this server, the only true last resort to all our problems is death. but, like, in a fun way! we have, like, the craziest death traps and challenges that will make u laugh so hard u might actually die. but, like, in a good way.

join our server if u want to, like, experience the most epic and hilarious deaths ever. we have, like, lava pits, giant spiders, and even a maze filled with exploding chickens. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we have, like, the friendliest community ever. everyone is, like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so, like, come join us and let’s all die together in the most ridiculous ways possible. it’s, like, the best time ever, trust me.

CERF Hub

Adventure, Animals, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Feedback, Forge, Friends, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Crops Grown:	1752	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

New vanilla Pixelmon Server (In Progress)

Minecraft Version 1.16.5

Pixelmon Version 9.1.11 Download Pixelmon Here –> https://reforged.gg/

Download Forge Here –> https://files.minecraftforge.net/net/minecraftforge/forge/index_1.16.5.html

Give feedback as to how to make the server better! Also Vote for this server!

Try to build a community with your friends!

https://discord.gg/r99PRjTSDc

51.81.245.168:25585

CoastSideMC

Awesome Players, bedrock, CoastSideMC, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Friendly staff, high quality, hiring staff, java, Minecraft, Network, Prisons, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Unique Content, Website

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	New Chunks Explored:	736306
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8298	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

CoastSideMC is a high-quality Minecraft Network! Featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! We are hiring Staff apply via our website our Discord.

JAVA IP: play.coastsidemc.com Bedrock IP and Port: play.coastsidemc.com:25565 Website: coastsidemc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/MHbGg6AfDJ 1.8 -> Latest are supported!

» Survival (SMP) » Skyblock (Coming Soon) » Creative (Coming Soon) » Prisons (Coming Soon)

play.coastsidemc.com

DearCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, battlepass, DearCraft, GIF, Help, Minecraft, ONLINE, small server, super stoves, unique items

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crops Grown:	7009
Dragon Eggs Found:	772	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

This is an Anarchy server. We have unique items, super stoves, and BattlePass is coming soon. Online is still small, but I think you can help us.

81.176.176.63

Genesis Box PvP

auction house, Community, Competition, Duels, enthusiasts, Events, Fun, Gaming, Genesis Box, Genesis Box PvP, Genesis Survival, Koth, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	7935	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

From the creator of Genesis Survival, We present to you. Genesis Box PvP! We offer tons of features from KOTH to Duels and Quests and more! We also have an Auction House so you can sell your goods to other PvP Enthusiasts! We hope to see you here soon! Come now to get a head start against everyone else.

boxpvp.minecraft.best:25564

ZenkiCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Character development, cute, Demons, FANTASY, friendship, inuyasha, japanese animation, long-running series, loyalty, Magic, Minecraft, monster of the week, plot progression, Powers, Server, Sho, Supernatural, transformation, Zenki, ZenkiCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old monsters and quests? Well, look no further! Our server is like a mix of Zenki and Inuyasha, with a sprinkle of craziness on top.

Join us for epic adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat! Fight off hordes of monsters, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even find a magical talking sword (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior of the server and be hailed as a hero for all eternity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!