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SecretSMP: DarkMysteryHideout

conceal, Confidential, Covert, dark secret, DarkMysteryHideout, Enigma, everyone, hidden, Hiding, Mysterious, Personal, Private, Secrets, SecretSMP, undisclosed, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed history, undisclosed information., undisclosed story, undisclosed truth

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsession with building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where llamas are worshipped as gods and your llama-building skills will finally be appreciated!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken farmers who control the economy with their prized golden eggs. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their clucky reign?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a mischievous group of baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Will you be brave enough to face the tiny terrors and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the dark secrets that lie beneath the pixelated surface. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…

ForeverCraft

age, age limit, age-related diseases, aging, aging gracefully, Aging population, aging process, centenarian, ForeverCraft, gerontology, health span, life expectancy, life extension, life span., LIFESPAN, lifespan goals, living longer, Longevity, longevity research, mortality, quality of life

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of respawning in real life every time you die? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can respawn as many times as you want! Join us and live forever in blocky bliss. Who needs aging when you can build epic structures and battle creepers for eternity? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to discover the key to immortality. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Awareness, children, Community, Condolences, crime, death, Grief, Heartbreaking, Incident, investigation, Justice, KidzCraft, Minecraft, mourning, News, Police, Safety, Server, Support, Tragedy, uk, violence

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	552	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

LOL come join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the UK news is talking about it! we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll be dying to play (but hopefully not like those poor girls in the news, yikes). our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual playground where you can build and explore and make friends and maybe even find buried treasure (or dead bodies, haha just kidding… unless?). so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories together (hopefully not the kind that end up on the news)!

ChávezCraft: Post-Election Chaos

anger, Chaos, ChávezCraft, controversy, Democracy, Destruction, Government, Hugo Chávez, Latin America, leader, opposition, Political, post-election, PostElection, PROTESTS, Régime, revolution, Socialist, Statues, TURMOIL, Unrest, Vandalism, Venezuela

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Votes:	6835	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	51	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant hugo chávez statues and protect them from crazy post-election unrest in venezuela!!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures as we defend our statues with our lives!!! join now and be a part of the most insane and chaotic server ever!!! hugo chávez would be proud of our dedication and bravery!!!

GlobalCraft: Labor Divide

divide, economic disparity, equal pay, global economy, Global Income, Global North, Global South, global workforce, GlobalCraft, Income Discrepancy, income disparity, income inequality, Labor, Labour Availability, Labour Contribution, Labour Market, Northern Consumption, Skill Disparity, Southern Workers, wage disparity, wages, worker exploitation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Animals Bred:	129	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like da wild wild west of blocky adventures, fam. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep, it’s lit af.

imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy, yeehaw! and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties where u can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs.

plus, our server is so inclusive that even zombies and skeletons are welcome to join in on the fun. we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if u have no skin or flesh.

so come on down to our server and be part of the revolution, where the Global South meets the Global North in a clash of blocky proportions. who needs real world wages when u can be rollin’ in virtual diamonds and emeralds, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!

app, apply, BUILD, cleaning, CLOSET, Community, culture, Discord, era, Events, Fun, genre, Hero, janitor, Janitors, Lore, nation, Nations, Plugins, Religion, Roleplay, rule, Server, Skills, smp, Story, Style, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Void Armor Forged:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ

Q: What is the Janitor’s Closet Minecraft server?

A: The Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP where players can create their own cultures, nations, and stories.

Q: Is there a specific build theme on the server?

A: No, players are encouraged to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer to create unique and diverse environments.

Q: Are players allowed to create their own religions and cultures?

A: Yes, players are welcome to create their own religions and cultures, but they can also join existing ones on the server.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, the server hosts fun events ranging from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

Q: Is joining the Discord server mandatory?

A: Yes, joining the Discord server is required for all players. A quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any unwanted individuals.

Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, activism, Anons, brotherhood, clown world, coalburner, coalburners, Confrontation, empowerment, force, fuckup, Minecraft, Observe, RAGE, resistance, Seething, Server, Silence, social justice, solidarity, strength, Unity

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

Aftertaste, barista, Beverage, black coffee, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, coffee shop, Creamer, dairy, drink, flavor, half & half, Minecraft, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, Preference, SipSquadCoffeeCrafters, smp, Sugar, Taste, Water

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	11752	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

#SelfEsteem, aita, Argument, BabyDaddyDrama, BEDROOM, child, custody, doormat, ex, family, Father, House, Men, Minecraft, peoplepleaser, Raising, relationship, rental, SELLING, Server, stay

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	5133
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through crazy situations like letting your ex crash at your Minecraft house because he’s been kicked out of his rental! Imagine the chaos of trying to build separate bedrooms for you, your child, and your ex while still trying to maintain some sense of sanity.

But fear not, because on our server, you can build, explore, and create without any pesky exes trying to crash your party. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless, of course, you want to recreate it in Minecraft form!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

Borrow, Boundaries, bride, custom made, Decision making, dress shopping, Effort, family, inanimate objects, love, Marriage, Personal, PRESSURE, refusal, relationship, Safe, selfish, sister, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5335	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values personal boundaries and individuality? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of saying no when it comes to borrowing wedding dresses!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds, just like the one where a player’s sister demanded to borrow their wedding dress. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you give in to the pressure and share your precious in-game items?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an “asshole” or selfish – we celebrate your right to keep your virtual possessions safe and sound. So come on over and experience the craziness for yourself – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!