Hardwell 2023 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineActors Minecraft Server

Actors, advocacy, artists, compensation, creative work, entertainment industry, equality, fair pay, fair treatment, fair wages, industry standards, labor rights, MineActors, Minecraft, Pay, Respect, Server, talent, Value, Voice actors, voiceover, wages, WORTH..

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Potions Brewed:	61
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Towns Built:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where the voice acting is as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors what they’re fucking worth! That’s right, you’ll be greeted with hilarious and immersive voiceovers that will make you feel like you’re living in a wacky cartoon world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help the chickens achieve world domination, or maybe just enjoy some delicious chicken nuggets along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

BaraCraft – Pool Party Minecraft Server

Bara, BaraCraft, desuarchive, Edition, filter, last thread, long tail tag, Minecraft, Party, Pool, pool edition, Rentry, Server, shitpost, shitpost filter, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash, writefaggotry

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	142	Dimension Hops:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed the game into a pool party extravaganza! Dive into our pixelated paradise and splash around with your friends in our virtual pools.

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures. Swim with dolphins, build sandcastles, and even ride on the backs of giant squids! The possibilities are endless in our aquatic wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mermaids and uncover hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our mysterious underwater world?

So come on, grab your swimsuit and sunscreen, and join us on our Minecraft server for a pool party like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers trying to crash our splash-tastic fun!

DoggoHouse Minecraft Server

Apology, Border Collie, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, DoggoHouse, Dogs, golden retriever, house rules, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Neighborly, parenting, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet ownership, pet-friendly, pet-friendly homes, Playdate, playdate etiquette, Respect, Server, social norms

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bringing your dogs to drop off your kid is not only allowed, but encouraged! We love furry friends here and believe they add a special touch to any playdate.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your border collie and golden retriever along for the ride. Our server is filled with dog-friendly activities, from digging up bones to chasing creepers away. Who needs coffee when you have a loyal canine companion by your side?

Don’t worry about asking for permission to bring your dogs, we welcome all furry friends with open arms (or paws). Our community is all about embracing the chaos and having a good time, so come join us for a howling good time!

So, if you’ve ever been scolded for bringing your dogs to a playdate, fear not! Join our server and let your pups roam free as you embark on epic Minecraft adventures. Who knows, maybe your dogs will even become legendary heroes in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoMobilityNoProblem

accessibility issues, Confrontation, disabled person, disabled rights, elderly passenger, ENTITLEMENT, etiquette on public transport, NoMobilityNoProblem, passenger behavior, passenger rights, priority seat, public transit, public transportation, rude behavior, seating arrangements, seating etiquette, social norms, train etiquette, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair user

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled passengers like the wheelchair warrior! We don’t discriminate against anyone, but we do have a strict policy against rude behavior. So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand your ground and defend your non-priority seat with pride, then this is the place for you. Plus, who knows, you might even encounter some wild wheelchair ramp shenanigans along the way. So come on in and show that entitled granny who’s boss!

DreamJobMC Server

career, dream career, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream profession, DreamJobMC, fantasy job, fulfillment, Happiness, ideal job, luxury, no financial constraints, no limitations, Passion, perfect job, purpose, satisfaction, Server, ultimate job, unlimited opportunities, unlimited resources

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Votes:	6595
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8011

Are you tired of the real world grind and dreaming of a job where money is no issue? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the Supreme Overlord of Potato Farming, where you can rule over fields of spuds and command an army of potato minions to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become the Grand Poobah of Chicken Wrangling, where you’ll be tasked with herding chickens through treacherous obstacle courses and competing in epic chicken dance-offs to prove your dominance.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about becoming the Chief Executive Officer of Llama Llamas Inc., a prestigious llama breeding company where you’ll be responsible for creating the fluffiest and most fashionable llamas in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest job fantasies in a world where money is no object and the possibilities are endless!

NoMoreCreeper grief

bad habits, burden, Choice, decision, doubt, Eliminate, fear, Grief, Insecurity, Life, Negativity, NoMoreCreeper, overthinking, perfectionism, procrastination, regret, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, worry

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ores Mined:	7471
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

If you could eliminate one thing from your life, it should definitely be the boring Minecraft servers you’ve been playing on! Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane world of mining and crafting.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret underground dungeon where players could battle it out in epic PvP battles while riding on the backs of giant chickens. It was absolute chaos, and they loved every minute of it.

So, if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Beaten, central america, child rights, children, children’s rights, CraftyKids, detained, detention centers, el salvador, HRW, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights watch, injustice, international law, legal action, Minecraft, Server, Tortured, Trauma, violations, violence, vulnerable populations

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Love Letters Sent:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from the horrors of real life like being detained, beaten, and tortured? well do i have the server for u! come join us where u can build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being tortured by some evil dictator again! plus, we have over 60 children who can vouch for how great our server is, they love it so much they never wanna leave! so come join us and leave all ur real life problems behind, cuz in our server, anything is possible, even escaping from a human rights nightmare!

BananaCraft: Cocaine Edition

banana shipment, bananacraft, cocaine, Contraband, criminal activity Drug trafficking, criminal investigation, Drug Bust, drug cartel, drug enforcement agency, drug seizure Narcotics, drug smuggling, drug smuggling operation, drug trade Cocaine bust, drug trafficking investigation, drug trafficking operation Drug trafficking network, drug trafficking ring, drug trafficking syndicate, Edition, illegal drugs, law enforcement, organized crime

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	7519	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like finding six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment – totally unexpected and wild, bro!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide in the corner. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re throwing raves every night and serving up potions that’ll make you see unicorns, man!

Join this server if you wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget – just like finding that cocaine in the bananas, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

TrumanCraft – Are You Being Watched?

Alternate Reality, conspiracy theories, existentialism, hidden cameras, jim carrey, mind games, PARANOIA, philosophy, psychological thriller, questioning reality, reality tv, SELF AWARENESS, simulation theory, skepticism, Surveillance, the truman show, truman burbank, TrumanCraft, uncertainty, Watched

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	70
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

join our server and escape the truman show simulation! build your own world and stick it to those sneaky producers watching your every move. they won’t know what hit them when you start building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. show them who’s boss in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of that madness? come join us and break free from the truman show once and for all!

SlowBurn Gaming

energy metabolism, energy regulation, Exercise, exercise benefits., fat burning, fat loss, Gaming, genetic factors, human research, metabolism, mice study, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, oxygen consumption, signal molecules, slow weight loss, slowburn, weight loss, weight loss differences, weight loss variations, workout effectiveness, workout efficiency

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1966
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can lose weight faster than a mouse on a treadmill! we got signal molecules that will regulate ur energy metabolism like a boss, so u can burn fat like a pro. forget about diets and exercise, just join our server and watch the pounds melt away. we even got humans in on this action, so u know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while building epic structures in the blocky world of minecraft!