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Cold Bloods Rule Minecraft Server

bloods, Chaos, cold, cold bloods, cold-blooded creatures, Competent, disagreement, DOMINANCE, Evolution, intelligent beings, Minecraft, nicer, power struggle, reptiles, reptilian agenda, reptilian control, reptilian overlords, reptilian society, reptilian supremacy, rule, ruling class, Server, Superiority, world domination, younger races

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	3466	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of being bossed around by those pesky younger races in Minecraft? Join our server and let the cold bloods take over! They’re way more competent and nicer than those other races. Plus, if you disagree, you clearly want chaos to win and who wants that? Join us and let the cold bloods rule the world – it’s the only logical choice!

Why Can’t You Meet Women IRL Anymore Minecraft SMP

Anymore, Communication, conversation skills, DATING, dating advice, dating in person, finding love, in person, IRL, Meet, meeting people, meeting someone special, meeting women, Minecraft, modern dating, OFFLINE, Real Life, relationships, Single life, smp, Social Interaction, Social Skills, socializing, Women

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of striking out with the ladies in real life? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate dating hotspot! Our players are so charming and witty, you’ll be swimming in dates in no time. Plus, who needs real-life relationships when you can build pixelated mansions and go on virtual adventures together? Join now and say goodbye to awkward first dates forever!

Woe is Me Minecraft Server

awkward fart, awkward situation, bathroom disaster, bathroom mishap, bodily function fail, bodily mishap, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, fart fail, fart gone wrong, feces mishap, gas gone wrong, messy situation, Minecraft, poop accident, public embarrassment, Server, toilet mishap, Toilet trouble, unexpected accident, unexpected outcome, unfortunate incident, WOE

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	231

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Mining and Crafting Shenanigans

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafting, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraftsmp, Mining, nahida, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Sethos, Shenanigans, Simulators, Staff of Homa, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Trailer, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	2612
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu causing chaos and mayhem. Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior!

Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!

But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!

SnapCraft – Marvel Snap Server

alliances, Bot Recognition, Card Series, Collection Progression, Collection Tracker, Comic recommendations, Cosmic Cubes, Deck, Discord, FAQ, Frame Break, Ladder Ranks, Marvel, Marvel snap, Marvel Snap General, official site, Orange Card, Rarity, Resources, Server, Singleton, Snap, Snapcraft, tutorial, Ultimate Snapping Strategy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Emeralds Found:	5816	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are as friendly as villagers on a Sunday morning!

Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!

Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.

Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.

Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!

Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

CASE, Minecraft, Phone, phone accessories, phone accessory, phone care, phone case, phone cover, phone discomfort, phone drop protection, phone durability, phone grip, phone handling, phone holder, phone maintenance, phone necessity, phone protection, phone safety, phone security, phone slip prevention, phone usability, Slippery, slippery phone, smp, uncomfortable phone

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8449	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Animals Bred:	109	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Emeralds Found:	3220
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Meedway server Minecraft

bibu, Bosses, Challenges, COOKIES, Dungeons, Magic, meedway, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Pets

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

Then challenges await you!

Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Potions Brewed:	152	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!