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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8511 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being good at clicking a GUI is just the tip of the iceberg! We’re not just a server, we’re a tech support hotline on steroids. Can you diagnose problems faster than a speeding bullet? Can you replace hardware with the finesse of a ninja? Do you understand software compatibility better than a love triangle on a soap opera? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just can’t seem to let go of his explosive past. Rumor has it, if you can outbuild him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a diamond pickaxe that only mined dirt. Oops.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of tech support shenanigans and ghostly encounters. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft guru of the server!
