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Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Animals Bred:	52
Dimension Hops:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	5908

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Enchantments Applied:	229	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4823	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Votes:	5432
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Animals Bred:	59	Ores Mined:	1593
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!