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DeathCraft

acceptance, death, DeathCraft, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, introspection, Karma, Legacy, Life, mindfulness, mortality, philosophy, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self-examination, spirituality

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6044	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your death will be as epic as your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine respawning in a world where every death is like a scene from a blockbuster movie. Get ready to be chased by a horde of angry chickens, fall into a pit of lava while trying to mine diamonds, or get struck by lightning while battling a group of creepers.

But don’t worry, death is just the beginning of the fun on our server. With unique challenges, custom plugins, and a community of players who love to push the limits, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So come join us and see how agonizingly hilarious your death can be on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing all the way to the respawn point!

Gods of Illumenos: A Bedrock Economy Server with Gladiators & Lore

Aeregea, Ascension, bedrock, Berbari, Cultures, Darkness, Doomed, Economy, Emperia, Eternal Emperor, gladiators, Gods, Illumenos, instability, Kingdoms, Lore, mercy, Pluto’s Will, Realms, Rebellion, Server, Thrax, Thronos

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Minecraft Kingdoms Server

Server Concept	RP-focused with unique cultures and stories
Lore Example	Ascension of Zuenius, Eternal Emperor, and impending darkness
Factions	Eternal Empire, Thrax, Thronos, Berbari, Pluto’s Will
Join Us	PM for membership or staff positions

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FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	PM the admin for membership or staff positions
Is the server focused on role-playing?	Yes, it is heavily focused on RP aspects
Are there specific cultures and stories for players to follow?	Yes, each faction has its own unique culture and story
Can I create my own faction?	You may discuss this with the server admin for approval

CraftyJailbaitMC Server

bored, corrupt, CraftyJailbaitMC, dm, HIGH, icky videos, IneedPeach, kik, Server, slut

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	671464
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant evil chicken that’s terrorizing the land. And trust us, this chicken is no joke – it’s armed with laser eyes and a bad attitude.

So what are you waiting for? Slide into our DMs on Kik at IneedPeach and let’s get this party started! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

al, Alabama, ann arbor, arkansas, athens, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, college station, colorado, Delaware State, Dublin, Fantasy Football, Florida State, GA, georgia, Georgia Tech, Hawaii, hi, Honolulu, HousePartyMinecraftSMP, ireland, Las Vegas, lincoln, lsu, Mi, Michigan, NE, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, NV, OK, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, RENO, salt lake city, south florida, Southern Cal, Southern Methodist, Stillwater, texas, Texas A&M, Tuscaloosa, tx, ut, Utah, Week One, week two, Week Zero, West Virginia

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Potions Brewed:	113

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

Name: “CraftyAh Minecraft Server”

advice, baby names, BIAS, Cheating, co parenting, Communication, CraftyAh, Decision making, ex-partner, family, Fatherhood, Minecraft, naming your child, Opinions, outside perspective., parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, unique names

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9382
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Farms Harvested:	497	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of dealing with baby daddy drama and need a break from real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where your ex’s opinion doesn’t matter and you can name your virtual baby whatever you want without any judgment.

Our server is a safe haven for pregnant players looking for a peaceful and drama-free environment. Build your dream nursery, explore virtual maternity wards, and even participate in virtual Lamaze classes with other expectant players.

And don’t worry about your ex finding out about your virtual adventures – our server is a secret hideaway where you can relax and have fun without any unwanted drama. So come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can be the queen of your own baby naming kingdom!

WeddingCraftAutismBan

after party, aita, anger issues, autistic brother, behavioral problems, blowout tantrum, Caretaker, ceremony, close relationship, Fairness, family, inclusion, medication, neurodiversity, parents, selfish, special needs, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraftAutismBan

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama ruining your special day? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of wedding planning with your highly autistic brother who has severe anger issues and behavioral problems.

On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they hate weddings and refuse to take medication. We provide a safe space for all, complete with caretakers to watch over your loved ones while you build, explore, and have a blast.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a wedding ceremony when you can have an epic after party in Minecraft instead? Don’t be selfish – invite your whole dysfunctional family to join in on the fun!

GraveSecretsMC SMP

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, GraveSecretsMC, hidden, INTIMATE, Mysterious, Personal, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, smp, undisclosed, Untold

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to start a war with your neighbors over who has the best potato farm? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society on the server where players share their deepest, darkest secrets. Want to confess to stealing your friend’s diamonds? Need to get something off your chest about that time you accidentally burned down half the village? Our secret society is the place to spill the beans – just make sure you can handle the consequences!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where chaos reigns, secrets are spilled, and the only limit is your imagination? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyLoveConnections

Acts of kindness, Affection, appreciation, building connections, Communication, CraftyLoveConnections, Empathy, everyday gestures, fostering intimacy, Gratitude, love, loyalty, patience, positive interactions, quality time, simple gestures, small gestures, strengthen relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing chickens, where every tree you chop down turns into a giant rainbow unicorn, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mysterious creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to convince the Diamond Pig to turn their entire house into a giant disco ball!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RentControlCraft Minecraft Server

1940s, affordable housing, Assembly, city government, economic stability, Housing, housing crisis, housing market, inflation rate, Landlords, legislation, mexico city, Minecraft, policy, real estate, regulatory measures, rent control, rental prices, RentControlCraft, Server, Social Impact, tenants, Urban planning

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Magic Items Found:	7672	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

lol join this server cuz it’s like the Mexico City assembly but for Minecraft! we got the strongest rent control since the 1940s, limiting rises to the inflation rate of diamonds and emeralds! no more crazy rent hikes, just chill mining and building without worrying about losing all your virtual money! come join us and build the craziest pixelated skyscrapers without breaking the bank, it’s a virtual utopia for all your blocky needs!

CraftyRefugees

aid, asylum seekers, border, Conflict, controversy, CraftyRefugees, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, Europe, Government, Homeless, humanitarian, Hungary, immigration, international relations, policy, Political, Refugee Crisis, Ukrainian refugees

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	67	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where the government of Hungary is, like, so obsessed with minecraft that they start making Ukrainian refugees homeless just so they can join their server. like, they’re all like “sorry, gotta kick you out of your homes, we need more players in our minecraft world.” it’s, like, so messed up but also, like, so hilarious. come join us on this wild server where anything goes, even if it means kicking people out of their homes for some blocky fun. it’s gonna be a riot, trust me.