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Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Enchantments Applied:	149
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Buildings Constructed:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	96	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mines Excavated:	2245
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!

JoinWood Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, JoinWood, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂

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TheCrib: Where even creepers are welcome! Java + Bedrock 1.20, all versions supported, surviving with style!

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, discord server, Events, Factions, Ip:, java, Java versions, Join, major versions, player experience, Quality, quality of life, smp, Style, Support, Supported, Survival, Surviving, TheCrib, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	Java 1.7 to latest

Important Links

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port: 19132
Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is TheCrib?	TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server.
What platforms does the server support?	The server supports both Java & Bedrock platforms.
Which versions of Java are available to join on?	Versions 1.7 to the latest version of Java are supported.

KingdomCraft Server: Heartfelt Tales

358/2 Days, adaptation, Builds upon, Chain of Memories, Disney, enhances, games, Heartfelt, Heartless, keyblade, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts II, kingdom hearts iii, Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix, kingdomcraft, Manga, nobodies, organization XIII, series, Server, sora, storytime, Tales

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where we bring the magic of Kingdom Hearts to life in a way that will blow your mind!

Join us as we dive into the world of Kingdom Hearts III and beyond, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Our server is not just a game, it’s an experience that will have you questioning reality itself.

From battling heartless to teaming up with your favorite characters, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and embark on a journey that will leave you saying, “I never knew Minecraft could be this epic!”

”The Blockhead Haven Minecraft Server”

#youtube, arch linux, Blockhead, bootable usb, Character, command line, command not found, computer science, error message, Haven, installation, IT Support, Linux installation, Minecraft, operating system, Rufus, Server, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, tutorial, user rootfs, wasted N

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, even installing Arch Linux will seem like a walk in the park compared to the insanity you’ll encounter here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of every command saying “not found” right from the start! It’s like a never-ending puzzle that will keep you on your toes (or scratching your head) for hours on end. And forget about YouTube tutorials, you won’t find any help here – just endless confusion and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out there that even the user is [rootfs ”]#” – who knows what that even means, but it’s sure to keep you guessing and laughing the whole time. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the madness!

WeddingCraft2021

affordability, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, Empathy, Etiquette, financial constraints, friendship, Guilt, perspective, relationships, Sacrifices, self-care, social pressure, special occasions, standing firm, Support, travel expenses, Understanding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Potions Brewed:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Animals Bred:	40

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending expensive destination weddings? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to break the bank to join in on the fun.

Join us and escape the drama of real-life weddings. No more cold shoulders or accusations of being unsupportive. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your free time (in the best way possible).

Who needs friends when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you? Plus, we won’t judge you for refusing to attend a wedding due to financial constraints. In fact, we encourage it!

So come on, stand your ground and join our server. We promise you won’t regret it (unlike that expensive destination wedding).