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ObsessedCraft: Where Creepers are Considerably More Popular Than You

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a potato? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aryan goddesses who will make you question your own existence! Join us and witness the beauty that will make you want to throw away your diamond armor in shame. Plus, our players are so obsessed with themselves that they spend hours perfecting their pixelated looks just to impress you. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Crafty Kings: Because who needs a crown when you have diamonds?

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Zombie Dances:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of being just a measly king in Minecraft? Well, on our server, forget about ruling over peasants – become a GOD instead!

Join us and harness the power of lightning bolts to strike down your enemies, summon a legion of loyal zombie minions to do your bidding, or even create your own custom dimension where you can rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond fist, if you prefer).

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility – and also the occasional prank war between the gods that can turn the server into chaos. So if you’re ready to ascend to divine status and wreak havoc in the most hilarious ways possible, then this server is the place for you!

Creepers Anonymous: How different would things be if they hadn’t blown up the…?

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	4282	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the reactors were never blown up – that’s right, no explosions, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

Join our server and experience a world where the reactors are still intact, causing all sorts of wacky and wild events to happen. From mutant creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to watch out for those pesky reactor explosions – they’re a real blast!

RainbowCraft: Where even the creepers are fabulous!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2010
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Are you tired of boring, straight-laced Minecraft servers? Come join our server, where we embrace our inner fabulousness and weakness! Our country may be small, but our hearts are big and our builds are even bigger!

Join us for daily rainbow parades, where we ride on unicorns and throw glitter bombs at unsuspecting players. Don’t worry about being weak, because on our server, the power of friendship and love will protect you from any creeper attack.

We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we dance the night away to the latest pop hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident drag queen Ender Dragon putting on a fabulous show.

So come on over to our very gay and weak country, where the only thing stronger than our love for Minecraft is our love for each other. Join us today and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Blocky Bonanza: Where We Debate the Important Questions Like Hentai vs Real Porn!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Buddies: Where We Go Wider and Dig Deeper

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further because our server is so wide, you’ll feel like you’re playing in an infinite universe! Want to build a giant roller coaster that stretches across multiple biomes? Go for it! Want to create a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only pink wool? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server because we can go wider than any other server out there.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wide world of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Crafty Anonymous 916

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server, “mogged,” is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and battle evil unicorns for magical loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be living it up on “mogged”? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond pants.

Rustic Rest Stop – Where R&R meets Minecraft fun!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of being a rusty old player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we live by the motto “Wer rastet, der rostet” – Who rests, rusts! Join us and never rust again as you embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!

Dishonored Dorks Minecraft Server: Where Creeper Explosions are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn in a sea of horses! We’ve got more bells and whistles than a circus parade and more surprises than a birthday party at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

So why choose between 1 or 2 when you can have it all on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!