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Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Animals Bred:	81
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ores Mined:	1809	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1082	Runes Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

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Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as outer space? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with aliens (okay, maybe just other players, but who knows what they’re hiding under those pixelated skins?).

With a schedule that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion and a Twitter feed that’s more entertaining than watching a pig race, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, with exclusive member VODs that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, you’ll never want to leave.

And if you’re missing our server when you’re offline, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with our stream status website and even an “Ara Ara” button for those moments when you just need a little extra Fauna in your life. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ADHD Minecraft SMP Prodigy

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Astral Projections Made:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Void Gems Collected:	32	Potions Brewed:	72
Farms Harvested:	937	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a chaotic ADHD dream come true! We’ve got so much going on, you’ll never get bored!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of wild llamas come charging at you because they heard you have the best loot. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone accidentally fed one too many seeds?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, where you can join a faction and plot against your enemies. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as pandas and had a dance party in the village square.

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner chaos! Who needs a diagnosis when you have a whole world of madness waiting for you?

Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Zombie Dances:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vlad is the ultimate mafia boss and he’s coming after you if you don’t pay up! Join our server to avoid getting on Vlad’s bad side and having to deal with his army of zombie pigmen. But hey, at least they know how to throw a killer party in the Nether! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure if you’re lucky. Just remember, Vlad always gets his moneys…one way or another.