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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9417 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!