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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3929 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 394 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. it’s like a magical land where you can build a castle made out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle.
our server is so lit that even researchers have found that our storytelling skills are off the charts. like, we have so many plot twists and turns that it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but you can bet it’s gonna be epic.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?
