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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7863 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7785 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 131 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
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