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UnbearableCrafter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and safe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our chaotic and unpredictable SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama army to take over the server? Why not! This server is a wild ride of insanity and hilarity, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. So come join us and embrace the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Blocky Boobs & Booty: The Vtubing Minecraft Server

animated character, blocky, Boobs, BOOTY, Community, Content Creation, digital content, Digital Media, Gaming, Interactive, internet culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online entertainment, online platform, online presence, Server, social media, Streaming Service, Technology, twitch, virtual avatar, virtual reality, virtual world, vtubing

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crops Grown:	2297	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our server where all the players are actually Vtubers! That’s right, instead of boring old Steve and Alex, you’ll be playing alongside virtual anime girls and boys who are ready to take on the blocky world of Minecraft in style.

But that’s not all! Our server has the craziest mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing llamas? We got you covered.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

WifeCraft: Where Your Blocky Wife is Always by Your Side

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our server where the grass grows rainbow-colored and dances to dubstep music!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our wide wives. That’s right, every player gets their very own wide wife – a giant, friendly spider who will protect you from any danger and give you endless hugs (with her eight arms, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

Lurycraft

armor, Bank, battlepass, bedrock, Credits, Dungeon, gaming experience, Hub, Innovative, Island missions, Lurycraft, mcpe, mine, Ores, Player Base, PvP, Quality, Rewards, Skyblock, Spells, Tools, turkey

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	288	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

ABOUT US

LuryCraft is a server opened in 2023 to offer its players a more enjoyable, comfortable and quality gaming experience. LuryCraft is Turkey’s quality, innovative server. It is on its way to becoming Turkey’s most popular server with its actively introduced innovations, its fair and experienced authorized team, its innovative and new generation-based games, and its player base that it cares about.

ABOUT SKYBLOCK GAME MODE

The base version is 1.19.2, but you can also log in with 1.16.5. MCPE / Bedrock logins are active. In Skyblock game mode you can find:

🏝️ You can get nice rewards by doing island missions.🗡️ You can get special items and produce armor and tools by killing creatures in the dungeon.⛏️ You can go to the mine and break ores for your island.🏅 You can reach the rewards by progressing with the Battlepass.📦 You can earn credits at the end of each month with the delivery system.🔮 80 Enjoy the PvP experience at its peak with more than 100 special spells.💰 You can invest your money with 2% interest by depositing it in the bank.

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CraftyFails: Where even the worst creations are celebrated!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Potions Brewed:	161	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	275

Are you tired of boring, mediocre Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so bad, it’s actually good! Picture this: you log on and immediately spawn in a world where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs can fly. Our server is so chaotic, it’s like playing Minecraft on acid.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete for prizes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty AFK Adventures: Where even your ‘offline’ friend can join the fun!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	74	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of your friend always being “offline” when you want to play Minecraft together? Well, on our server, you’ll magically end up in the same match as them every time! It’s like the universe is conspiring to bring you two together in pixelated glory.

Join our server for the chance to experience this mind-boggling phenomenon and laugh in the face of logic and reason. Who needs to understand how it works when you can just enjoy the chaos of it all? Plus, you never know what other wacky surprises await you on our server. It’s a wild ride from start to finish, so buckle up and get ready for some seriously absurd fun!

Skyhipe

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	804
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	197	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

SkyHipe

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Crafty Racists: Building Blocks of Hate

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Farms Harvested:	180	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you’re pro-white, anti-kike, anti-leftist, and anti-shitskin because we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it. Our players are not afraid to speak their minds and stir up some controversy in the chat.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and adventures that will leave you laughing and scratching your head. From building giant statues of Pepe the Frog to organizing raids on villages with our army of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the internet itself, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin because things can get pretty crazy around here!

Blocky Bling Bling

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t believe us? Just watch the video and see for yourself!

Darknessrealms atm9

Atm, Crates, Custom Plugins, discord chat to minecraft, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Minecraft chat to discord, Modded, Vote

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Hey Welcome to our brand new Server!

We are Darkness Realms!

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NeurifyMC Anarchy Without um, fly, purchased moder Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Beta test, Giveaways, GOD, java, Lore, market, Minecraft, Moderation, NeurifyMC, ONLINE, Plugins, Privilege, Teams, Updates, Version 1.16.5, Vulture

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dimension Hops:	12	Potions Brewed:	171
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5302
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

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__ NeurifyMC | Minecraft Java Server__

__Version: 1.16.5__

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**This is an original Minecraft project, I would like to recommend it to you because of such advantages**

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Pros:

– ➕ – Frequent sets for moderation

– ➕ – Opportunity to get the privilege for free for playing on the server.

– ➕- Handwritten plugins

– ➕ – Frequent updates to discord and minecraft server

– ➕ – personal lore

– ➕ – Minecraft: vulture without fly, god, gm 1-3, auction, market, various teams.

– ➕ – Frequent giveaways of privileges, things, goodies.

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## Minuses:

– ⛔ – Average online

– ⛔ – The server is not fully completed, it is in beta test

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