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I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

5 Centimeters per Second, Anime, beautiful animation, bittersweet, centimeters, Coming of Age, Distance, dont, Drama, emotions, HEARTBREAK, japanese animation, long-distance relationship, love story, Makoto Shinkai, Melancholic, Minecraft, Movie, poignant, Reflection, romance, separation, smp, Time

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	766	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

25th birthday, alone, amusement park, BdayBlunder, Birthday, Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, hurt feelings, Leave, Minecraft, Plans, relationship, roller coaster, Screwed Up, Server, Understanding, Upset, vacation, work

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Emeralds Found:	242	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

DoggoElevatorDrama

barking, breed restrictions, Cats, Chiweenie, dog, dog-friendly apartment, DoggoElevatorDrama, Elevator, entitled, front desk, generation, KIND, Management, neighbor, Rude, Scared, shit list, Spiders, triggers, walk, weight restrictions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

NoobNostalgia

amazement, anticipation, Awe, discovery, emotional connection, Enchantment, EXCITEMENT, exhilaration, fascination, first love, Happiness, Innocence, joy, longing, Magic, NoobNostalgia, Nostalgia, Reminiscence, sentimentality, Thrill, Wonder

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Battlefront1800

armored vehicles, Army, battlefront, Battlefront1800, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, combat vehicles, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, firepower, Losses, Military, military equipment, russia, strategy, Tanks, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Items Found:	3277
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

Achievements, blessings in disguise, BLOCK, favorable circumstances, favorable outcomes, fortuitous occurrences, fortunate happenings, fortunate turn of events, good fortune, happy accidents, Minecraft, Party, positive outcomes, serendipitous events, Server, stroke of luck, success, successful outcomes, things going right, things turning out well, Triumphs, unexpected success, unexpected victories

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	354562
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

Bootylicious, desire, Domination, Erotic, face sitting, FANTASY, fetish, girl’s ass, INTIMATE, kink, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, Submission, Tease, temptation, Worship

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1

Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Votes:	5813
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	143	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	268	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7613	Players Killed by Monsters:	1936
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

TinyPeevesMC

daily frustrations, insignificant annoyances, irrational pet peeves, little things that bother me, minor annoyances, minor bothers, minor disturbances, minor grievances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, minuscule irritations, petty annoyances, petty grievances, small annoyances, small grievances, small irritations, small vexations, tiny annoyances, TinyPeevesMC, trivial annoyances, trivial irritations

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Potions Brewed:	65	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!