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CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	412355	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Towns Built:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchantments Applied:	182	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Emeralds Found:	639	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!