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Minecraft SMP: /HHG/ Helluva Hotel General #1909 – The Blocky Bedrock Inn

assassin business, bedrock, blocky, booru, Bruiser, Cytube channel, Demon Rehabilitation, Discord, fan fiction, full episodes, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, hellhound, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, hhg, Hotel, INN, Minecraft, Official Website, overpopulation, Pilot Episode, Princess of Hell, smp, Startup, weapons specialist, youtube channel

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	48
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where demons are rehabilitated and assassins run small businesses in Hell? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the chaos of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss firsthand! Join now for a chance to check out into Heaven or run a startup in the fiery depths of Hell. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild? Join us and let the madness begin!

MomLied Minecraft Server

age, Birthday, Conflict, Cooking, Correction, dad, DISRESPECTFUL, elders, family, Fool, international school, lying.., Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, MomLied, nicely., opportunities, private school, Server, Stepfather, Talk, westernized, Withdrawal

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from the crazy family dynamics like the one described above.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you to drop out of school or cook for them against your will. Instead, you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring the vast landscapes of our Minecraft world.

And don’t worry about anyone accusing you of being “Westernized” or disrespectful of your elders. In fact, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some awesome builds!

ChunkyCraft

anniversary, body image, Breakup, children, ChunkyCraft, Confrontation, DATING, emotional response, ex, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, family event, husband, messy breakup, public event, relationship, reunion, self esteem, Social Interaction, weight gain, Wife

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s dirty tank top? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is like a fancy event with your ex and his dad, except instead of awkward encounters, you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, we promise our players smell much better than that hoodie-wearing ex.

Just like finding true love after a messy breakup, you’ll find a new home on our server where you can create lasting memories and friendships. Who needs an ex when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughing too hard at the ridiculousness of it all. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – except maybe that ex’s wife. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!

UnbotheredAF in Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, inner peace, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, smp, UnbotheredAF

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of caring about what others think of you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as you build giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who needs validation from others when you can have a whole server worshiping your pixelated likeness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our SMP is actually run by a group of sentient chickens who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, these clucking geniuses have created elaborate traps and puzzles for players to navigate, all in the name of chicken domination. Will you rise to the challenge and outsmart our feathered overlords, or will you be pecked to oblivion?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and join a server where anything goes, come on down to our SMP and leave your cares at the door. Who needs approval when you can have a blast blowing up your friends’ houses with TNT cannons? Let the madness begin!

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, growth, Intimacy, lessons learned, never again, past experiences, personal limits, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care, self-empowerment, sexual boundaries, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual regrets

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to avoid ever having to deal with a creeper again – both in-game and in the chat! Our moderators have special powers to ban any creepers trying to ruin your fun.

We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches… with diamond swords, of course! The winner gets a special prize – a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and oink compliments at you all day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever!

ShamWowCraft: Baron-Cohen Approved!

#endorsement, APPROVED, Backlash, BaronCohen, BBC, celebrity endorsement, controversy, criticism, Disaster, Disgusting, Ethics, headline, Journalism, Majdal Shams, Media, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Outrage, Sacha Baron-Cohen, ShamWowCraft, social commentary, Syrian conflict

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a maze that is so confusing, even the Ender Dragon got lost in it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet that shoots out fireworks every time you flush it.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

MinecraftMMMadness

Addictive, artificial colors, branding, candy, childhood memories, Chocolate, Colorful, confectionery, DELICIOUS, flavor, iconic, indulgence, Marketing, MinecraftMMMadness, Mms, Popular, RAINBOW, snack, sweets, Treat, Uniform

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9355
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

CoalMineCraft Server

canary in the coal mine, CoalMineCraft, game analysis, game design, game development, game evolution, game feedback, game innovation, Game Mechanics, game narrative, game testing, game trends, gaming industry, immersive gameplay, interactive storytelling, MODERN, player experience, Server, Single player, user engagement, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Farms Harvested:	803	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the canary in the coal mine for modern single player game design – except instead of warning you of danger, it’s warning you of how awesome we are!

Join our server and experience gameplay so epic, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper trying to explode. We’ve got custom mods that turn pigs into flying unicorns and zombies into disco dancers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and enchanted gear.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every Friday night we host a virtual dance party in our pixelated nightclub where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the most outrageous gaming experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: ReyLuckyManiac

619, high-flying moves, Lucha Libre, lucky man, masked wrestler, Mexican wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestler, rey mysterio, Rey Mysterio high-flying moves, Rey Mysterio is lucky, Rey Mysterio Jr., Rey Mysterio lucha libre, Rey Mysterio lucky, Rey Mysterio lucky man, Rey Mysterio masked wrestler, Rey Mysterio wrestler, Rey Mysterio WWE, ReyLuckyManiac, smp, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for a chance to see Rey Mysterio himself battling creepers and zombies with his signature wrestling moves! Rumor has it that he once suplexed an Ender Dragon into the void! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with all the mobs. So why wait? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft SMP around!

CreeperDadExposedLOL

babysitter, building maintenance, condo building, council member, CreeperDadExposedLOL, Drama, Duty, English language barrier, Father, friendship, Harassment, inappropriate texts, marriage issues, Newcomer, sexting, sexual harassment, Small children, strata council, Warning, Wife, young woman

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where the strata council is always on the lookout for inappropriate texts! Witness the epic showdown between a resident and a cleaner over some scandalous messages. Will the wife find out about the sexting shenanigans? Will the building be torn apart by this juicy gossip? Join now to find out and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there! Who knew building maintenance could be so scandalous?