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PixelPulseCraft

#sustainability, accessibility, Advancements, Automation, Communication, connectivity, convenience, creativity, digitalization, Diversity, education, efficiency, Globalization, Healthcare, innovation, internet, modern technology, opportunities, PixelPulseCraft, progress, social media

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	204	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Villages Defended:	20
Magic Items Found:	8485	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie unicorns with diamond swords! Our server is home to the most epic virtual adventures you’ll ever experience, from building giant castles made entirely of cake to diving into a lava pit filled with marshmallows. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own creativity!

GreenlandNot4Sale Minecraft Server

Arctic, controversy, Danish, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandNot4Sale, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, not for sale, political tension, politician, Rebuke, response, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, strong language, territorial dispute, trump, viral moment

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	255	Void Gems Collected:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

so, like, u know how trump was all like “i wanna buy greenland” and denmark was all like “nah fam, f‑‑‑ off”? well, on this minecraft server, u can be like the danish politician and tell trump to f‑‑‑ off all day long! join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the world (of minecraft, that is). come join the fun and show trump who’s boss! #greenlandnotforsale #minecraftresistance

UkraineCraft: Kellogg’s Quest

100 days, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, ending war, foreign policy, government officials, international relations, Kellogg, Kelloggs, military intervention, negotiations, peace negotiations, political news, Quest, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, UkraineCraft, united states, US envoy, White House, wsj

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, “hey kellogg, go end this war in ukraine in 100 days, k thx bye.” like, what even is happening? join this server for the most epic quests and missions, like trying to stop a war in 100 days. who knows what will happen next? maybe kellogg will ride in on a unicorn and save the day. you never know on this wild server. come join the chaos and see what happens next!

Perish or Perish Minecraft Server

academic pressure, biomedical researchers, data analysis, data integrity, Experiment, irreproducibility, Minecraft, peer review, perish.., publish or perish, replication crisis, reproducibility crisis, research culture, Research Ethics, research funding, Science, Scientific community, scientific integrity, Scientific method, scientific publishing, scientific research, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	237	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

So, like, you ever play on a Minecraft server where the science is so wack that you’ll be like “woah, dude, what even is real anymore?” Well, come join our server where we have a reproducibility crisis that will blow your mind!

Our biomedical researchers are out here trying to figure out why over 70% of them can’t reproduce another scientist’s experiment. Is it because they’re too busy trying to publish or perish? Probably! But hey, who needs reproducibility when you can have a good time on our server, am I right?

Join us and be part of the madness as we try to navigate through the chaos of science gone wrong. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to crack the code and finally figure out what’s really going on. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Ethereal Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4chan, anonymous encounters, cis girl, digital interactions, Dominant, Ethereal, fetish, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, findom, internet culture, kink, online communities, online dating, online relationships, Personal experiences, power dynamics, Realm, social media, submissive

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Yo, bros, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances with that 4chan findom girl!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos. Who needs a cis girl when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a pickaxe in the other?

Trust me, you’ll be so addicted to our server that you’ll forget all about those crazy online encounters. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs 4chan drama when you have a whole new world to explore?

BabySnapz Minecraft Server

baby pictures, BabySnapz, Boundaries, boundaries issue, Communication, Cultural differences, culture, defending behavior, family, family dynamics, first time mum, Grandparents, in-laws, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, privacy, relationships, Religion, Respect, screen time, Server, Trust

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we respect boundaries like they’re made of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy family photo situation.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about pesky in-laws snapping pics of your pixelated baby without your permission. We take privacy seriously, even in the virtual world. Plus, who needs a camera when you can just build a monument to your baby in the game instead?

But beware, just like in this family feud, things can get heated on our server too. Will you stand up for your boundaries like a boss, or will you let the drama unfold like a Minecraft soap opera? The choice is yours!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more epic than the builds are the outrageous stories that come with them. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos instead? Let’s craft some memories together!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, compensation, emotional labor, family, family dynamics, Guilt, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, parenting, personal time, relationships, Resentment, self-care, Siblings, single mom, Sisterhood, Support, taking advantage, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Farms Harvested:	319
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being with needs and desires? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your real-life responsibilities!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual escapades. Build your dream world, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t guilt-trip you into watching their kids for free!

On our server, family drama is a thing of the past. No more last-minute babysitting requests or accusations of selfishness. Here, you’re free to be yourself and enjoy some well-deserved me-time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the babysitting blues. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!

CraftAddictMC SMP

addiction, Automatic, Behavior, compulsion, Consistent, CraftAddictMC, customary, Daily, Habit, Ingrained, Obsession, pattern, PERSISTENT, Repetition, ritual, Routine, smp, tradition

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this wild Minecraft server I found, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. Like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down on there.

First of all, the spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats. And if you try to punch one of those pigs, they shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn you into a block of cheese. It’s insane, bro.

And the mods on this server? They’re like a group of ninja unicorns who ride around on rainbow dolphins, banning griefers left and right. It’s like they have superpowers or something.

But the best part is the community. We have this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a sombrero, and another guy who only speaks in pig Latin. It’s like a circus meets a zoo meets a mental institution, and I love it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned. It’s a wild ride, bro.

MineCraftyBananza

data privacy, digital citizenship, Digital Detox, digital footprint, digital platforms, internet culture, MineCraftyBananza, online activism, online communities, online engagement, online presence, privacy concerns, serious, smartphone addiction, social media, social media bans, social media usage, social-networking, Technology, twitter bans, user behavior

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Mines Excavated:	4725	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461

Are you tired of all the drama on Twitter? Want to escape the endless cycle of bans and suspensions? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all the Twitter drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only bans you’ll encounter are from creepers blowing up your precious builds.

Forget about deleting the app from your phone, delete it from your life completely and dive into a virtual world where the only tweets you’ll see are from birds in the game.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to Twitter for good! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to Minecraft that may occur)

LeprechaunCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, ALERT, Business, decision, Economy, finance, global tax deal, Government, Impact, international relations, ireland, LeprechaunCraft, Minecraft, negotiations, News, Politics, reaction, Server, tax policy, Trade, trump, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m outta here” and pulls the US out of the global tax deal? well, we got the perfect escape for u – come join our minecraft server and leave all that political drama behind!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make elon musk jealous.

join us and build a castle so big, it’ll make the great wall of china look like a picket fence. and if u need a break from all the building, hop on a minecart and race against a herd of stampeding llamas.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing u need to worry about is running out of porkchops. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with global tax deals.