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MooCraft: Where Coworkers and Moms are Safe from Harm
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg! But that’s not all – if you don’t join this server, your mother will get raped by a gang of creeper zombies! Don’t risk it, join now and save your mom from a horrible fate. Plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, with prizes like enchanted golden apples and god-tier armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods! -
Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.
But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.
So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!
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Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment
Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.
We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!
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FefeCraft: Where BuffPup and ChibiDoki Get Roasted!
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where drama unfolds like never before! Join now to uncover the truth behind the mysterious Buffpup and Chibidoki, the ultimate mean girls of Minecraft!
Witness the SCANDALOUS tweets and deleted messages as players try to navigate their way through the drama-filled world of our server. Will you be the one to uncover the truth or will you get caught up in the chaos?
Join now for a chance to become the ultimate detective and solve the mystery of the century. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back from the DRAMA that awaits you!
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Crafty Queers United – No Room for Bullies
Are you tired of dealing with homophobic trash in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because Our Server is a safe haven for all players, no matter who they are or who they love.Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where everyone is accepted and respected. Build rainbow-colored castles, ride unicorn mounts, and battle against evil mobs with your fabulous powers.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join Our Server and show them that love always wins!
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Peeved Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…Once upon a time, a group of wimminz decided to take over our server and pee on all the players. Yes, you read that right. They peed on everyone and turned the whole server into a golden shower extravaganza. But fear not, because we have the best anti-wimminz pee protection in the business!
Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wimminz pee while building the most epic creations you can imagine. Who knows, you might even become the pee dodging champion of the server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the golden showers begin!
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SpamCraft: Where Autistic Spammers Rule the World!
Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers with no chaotic energy? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the autistic spammers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical chat messages, random memes, and endless trolling. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have constant chaos and laughter? Come join us and be part of the madness today! -
OshiDrillCraft – Where we drill your oshi in Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your oshi tremble with excitement.Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)