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CraftyCarbonFun

#sustainability, ai, Artificial Intelligence, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, climate change, corporate sustainability, CraftyCarbonFun, data centers, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, GOOGLE, greenhouse gas emissions, long tail tags, renewable energy, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	7327
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GOOGLE BUT BETTER CUZ WE DON’T MAKE THE PLANET SAD WITH OUR GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS. JOIN US AND HELP SAVE THE EARTH BY BUILDING EPIC MINECRAFT STRUCTURES INSTEAD. PLUS, OUR AI IS SO SMART IT CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO SPEAK LLAMA. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. LLAMA. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME WACKY FUN AND ECO-FRIENDLY SHENANIGANS.

StarfishIncestCraft

Animal Behavior, asexual reproduction, biology, Cloning, Ethics, evolutionary biology, Incest, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, marine research, marine science, Masturbation, philosophical questions, Regeneration, Reproduction, starfish, StarfishIncestCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9058	Potions Brewed:	94
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT TALK, AND SHEEP THAT DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHICKEN, WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL-LIFE CHICKENS WHEN YOU THROW THEM! AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON THE MYTHICAL ENDER DRAGON RIDING A PINK LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, WE’VE GOT THOSE TOO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

ParasiteCraft: Minecraft Server

avian ecology, bird behavior, brood parasites, Coevolution, common behavior, cuckoo birds, evolutionary biology, evolutionary theory, genetic diversity, host-parasite dynamics, interspecies relationships, mating systems, Minecraft, natural selection, nest parasitism, ParasiteCraft, parental care, parental investment, parenting strategies, reproductive success, Server, species interactions, white couples

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where every player is a brood parasite! That’s right, you’ll never know who’s who on this crazy server where white couples are popping out all sorts of unexpected surprises. Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your long-lost twin on our server! So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected.

HealCraft Minecraft Server

America, antitrust laws, collusion, collusion regulations, companies, Competition, corporate greed, Economy, grocery store chains, HealCraft, healing, labor market, low, Minecraft, Ruling, Salaries, Server, US, wage suppression, wages, workers, world stage

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5762	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage collusion…of blocks! That’s right, our server is all about working together to create the most epic builds and structures imaginable. Just like how grocery store chains collude to keep wages low, our players collude to keep the creativity levels high!

Join us and be part of a community where teamwork is key and where you can show off your building skills without fear of competition. Who needs high wages when you can have high walls and towers instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, it’s been recognized by the US government as a model for how to keep companies competitive on the world stage. So come on, join us and let’s collude…in Minecraft!

BadassBeatsMC

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4007
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs that make you feel like a basic block of dirt in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special playlist that will make you feel like the ultimate diamond-clad warrior ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! From epic battle music to heart-pounding boss fight tunes, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft rockstar in no time.

Join our server and you’ll be able to blast these epic tunes while you build your own fortress, mine for rare resources, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of victory echoing through your headphones, you’ll never want to leave our server again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the music turn you into the ultimate Minecraft badass!

Glory2Crafters

activism, arrest, busker, court case, Elderly, elderly rights, freedom of speech, fresh charges, Glory to Hong Kong, Glory2Crafters, Hong Kong, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Legal, Music, musician, Political, protest, protest anthem

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have elderly buskers playing protest anthems like ‘Glory to Hong Kong’ on repeat! we even have a jail for them to stay in when they get too rowdy! but don’t worry, they always come back with fresh charges and even more epic tunes to play! join now for a wild ride filled with rebellious music and crazy adventures!

StacysMomMC

age, attraction, catchy, classic, Fountains of Wayne, funny, generation, hit song, Lyrics, millennial, Mother, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Popular, radio hit, relatable, song, Stacy’s mom, StacysMomMC, Timeless

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	52177
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Votes:	6042	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, STACY’S MOM WORKS THERE! yea u heard me right, she be crafting blocks and slayin’ creepers like a boss. she got that mom strength, ya know?

and get this, if u join da server, u might even get to meet her in person! she be givin’ out diamond swords and enchanted armor like it’s candy on Halloween.

plus, rumor has it that she can tame dragons with just a wink of her eye. yea, she be a Minecraft legend, fo sho. so come join da server and see if u can handle hangin’ with Stacy’s mom!

ZenlessCraft – The Chill Minecraft Server

Chill, Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Minecraft, mobile, New Eridu, Official Website, Oh Ellen Please, PC, Pre-Registrations, PS5, Redeemable Codes, release date, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, STICKERS, Tiesto, Trailer, Twitter account, Uniform, Web Event, zenless zone zero, ZenlessCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, they’re just for fun)!

Our server is so popular that we have over 44 trillion pre-registrations – that’s more than the number of creepers you’ll encounter in a lifetime of playing Minecraft! And if you pre-register now, you’ll receive exclusive in-game rewards that will make your friends green with envy.

But that’s not all – we have special events, like the “Welcome to New Eridu” program, where you can explore a whole new world filled with mysteries and treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Ellen herself, rocking her iconic uniform, shark tail, and scissors like a boss.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). Join us now and let the craziness begin!

CuteBoysMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

cute boys, CuteBoysMC, male celebrities, male chained edition, male characters, male discussion, male drama, male fandom, male fujoshi, male genderbends, male hornyposting, male idols, male indie, male love, male niji, male off-topic, male oshi, male shilling, male stars, male yumejoshi, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to the most exclusive and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner fujoshi, yumejoshi, or just plain horny for some blocky adventures.

On our server, we welcome all genders, as long as your male character is cute enough to pass our standards. We even allow BFE and gosling relationships – because why not spread the love in the virtual world?

But beware, we have a strict no-female drama policy. Save that drama for the real world, because here, we’re all about building and exploring without any distractions.

And if you’re thinking about self-shilling, think again! Head over to our designated area for that, because here, we’re all about the fun and games.

So come join us and ignore the bait, shitposting, and all the other fags out there. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to glory, with a little bit of fujoshi flair thrown in for good measure. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible – even genderbends of males (but seriously, don’t do that).

SnoreCraft: Silent Survival

Creatures, danger, death sentence, emily blunt, family, fear, Horror, john krasinski, Monsters, Movie, post-apocalyptic, quiet place, Silence, SILENT, SnoreCraft, snorer, Survival, Suspense, Suspenseful, Tension, Thriller, Universe

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4174	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, you better join this server if you don’t wanna get eaten by those creepy monsters, ya know? like, we got this secret potion that makes you silent as a ninja, so you can survive in this crazy world. plus, we got a hidden underground base where we throw the best parties with all the mobs from the game. it’s lit, yo. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and adventure we have here. come join us and be a part of the coolest gang in the Minecraft universe.