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CraftyConflictMC

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	3159
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Star Shards Collected:	200
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than russia-ukraine war but with way more explosions and chaos! india is like “no way, i’m too busy playing on this server to endorse any boring summit statements!” we have epic factions fighting for control, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

BreakfastCraft: Because Pancakes for Dinner is Totally Acceptable

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	117	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9817	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SERVE BACON SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER! ONLY PSYCHOS EAT HAM SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST HERE! COME BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WHILE EATING THE MOST RANDOM MEALS OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BACON FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER?! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

DiabeticCraft: Boomers Edition

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	200
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing tripling is the fun, not diabetes prevalence in older adults! We don’t care about that boring stuff, we care about building epic structures and slaying creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

We got more crazy builds than there are people with type 1 diabetes in the US over 65, and that’s a lot, fam! Join us and watch as your creativity triples just like the prevalence of diabetes in older adults since the 1990s. Who needs health statistics when you can have a blast in our server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than reading about diabetes statistics. Let’s get building, baby!

Grimwald SMP Java: Where watching grass grow is considered an extreme sport! Join now for the slow action!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Runes Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

About us	We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Features	Proximity voicechat, optional feature Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life Coreprotect for server protection Hard difficulty Democracy for decision-making Updates to new versions soon after release Friendly community Minigames and events Group projects No pay to win or voting for access

Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.

2. Is voicechat mandatory?

No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.

5. How are server decisions made?

All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.

Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Items Found:	6586
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t ask the real questions? Well, look no further! Join our server and ponder the important things in life, like whether pussy tastes the same no matter what. Our community of players is always up for a lively debate and you never know what outrageous topic will come up next. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat cult that worships the mystical power of feline companions. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of drama in your life? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a rollercoaster!

We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!

CreeperCrashers

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about moochers like my girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes equally… unless you’re a creeper, then you can just explode and cause chaos, we don’t mind that kind of freeloaders!

Our server is full of exciting adventures, like trying to survive the night without getting blown up by creepers or finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines. Plus, we have a strict “no moochers allowed” policy, so you won’t have to worry about someone expecting you to pay for their virtual drinks.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any lazy freeloaders ruining the fun. Who needs a boyfriend who won’t even buy a round of drinks when you can have a whole community of gamers who actually contribute? Join now and let the adventures begin!

PleasureCraftXYZ

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Farms Harvested:	577	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will tickle your funny bone and stimulate your creativity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and experience a world where the weirdest things are not only accepted, but encouraged! Build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or even start a farm with exploding chickens – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most bizarre and hilarious community you’ll ever meet. From players who communicate solely in cat memes to builders who construct entire cities out of cheese, you’ll never be bored with the eclectic cast of characters on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might even discover a new pleasure you never knew you had!

NeuroCraft: SunkCostVortex

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1088
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	105
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

are you tired of your brain making you do dumb stuff? well come join our minecraft server and leave that ventromedial prefrontal cortex in the dust! we promise you won’t be stuck in the sunk cost fallacy here, just endless fun and crazy adventures! our server is like a brain vacation, where you can let loose and build to your heart’s content without worrying about silly things like commitment. so come on, join us and let your vmPFC take a break while you explore, create, and laugh your way through the best minecraft server ever!