happy to see you Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyVacay Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, Communication, consideration, CraftyVacay, Disappointment, exhaustion, family, guilt trip, in-laws, Manipulation, Minecraft, parenting, Planning, REST, Selfishness, Server, stress, structure, vacation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a vacation from reality as we navigate the treacherous waters of in-laws and their ridiculous demands.

Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of everyday life? Look no further! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the drama between SIL and MIL on vacation. Will they ever learn to consider the needs of a child? Probably not, but at least you can laugh about it with your fellow players.

Embark on a journey of absurdity as you witness SIL’s attempts to guilt trip a 3-year-old into going on vacation without their parents. Who does that? Only on our server, where the drama never ends and the laughs keep coming.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family vacation drama without actually having to deal with it in real life? Come join us for a wild ride of manipulation, guilt trips, and outrageous behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your in-laws might)!

SinkSoakedUndies

bathroom etiquette, blood stains, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, domestic responsibilities, household chores, hygiene, laundry habits, marital disputes, menstrual cup, menstrual cycle, menstrual products, period underwear, personal habits, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship conflict, sink usage, SinkSoakedUndies

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/500	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9250	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Divine Spears Created:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Void Armor Forged:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and flying llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that even our players use menstrual cups and period underwear in-game! That’s right, you can soak your virtual undies in a sink just like in real life! Who needs diamonds when you have blood-stained underwear to show off?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have epic battles with poop-covered socks and toothpaste-spitting competitions! Your sink will never be the same after joining our server.

So come on down and join the madness! Who needs a clean and sanitary server when you can have a chaotic and hilarious one instead? See you there, underwear soakers!

CraftyPutin’sUltimatum

CraftyPutinsUltimatum, Diplomacy, diplomatic dialogue, diplomatic solutions, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, international diplomacy, international relations, Kremlin, Moscow, mutually respectful talks, negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, trump, Ultimatum, US-Russia relations, White House

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/600	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	222	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant russian monuments and troll trump supporters with sanctions and ultimatums lmao. we have a secret room filled with vodka and caviar for all our players to enjoy while we discuss ‘mutually respectful’ talks about world domination. plus, our admin is actually putin in disguise so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now for the ultimate russian minecraft experience, comrade!

WhimsySMP

admins, close-knit, custom events, custom origins, Custom Plugins, custom server, Discord, farmers delight, Figura, friendly community, Fun Events, join us, Listen to community, Mature Players, minecraft server, Modded, Roleplay, Small Community, Two groups, voice chat, WhimsySMP, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/700	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchantments Applied:	233
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	730876
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

WhimsySMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Custom origins
Custom events
Figura
Farmers delight
Admins who listen to the community
Voice chat

If you find the server interesting, please join our Discord server to get to know everyone:

Discord invite link

WhimsySMP Minecraft Server FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open in a week or two.
What are the current plans for the server?	The world will be split into two groups initially but will come together for custom events.
How can I join the server?	Please join our Discord server using the invite link provided above.
Is the server community-friendly?	Yes, we have a small close-knit community with admins who listen to players.
Are there any other features on the server?	Yes, there are custom origins, custom events, Figura, Farmers delight, and more.

Epic Craft Realm 1.20

born male, complaint investigation, confidentiality breach, Craft, discrimination, employee rights, Epic, Gender Identity, genitals, HR complaint, human Resources, Inappropriate Behavior, misconduct, offensive conduct, penis, privacy violation, professional conduct, Realm, Reporting, Smelly, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Towns Built:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We don’t care if your genitals are smelly, in fact, we encourage it! Show off your stinky bits while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who reported you for your funky junk? Who cares! Come join the madness and let your smelly flag fly high!

SecondChanc3sMPS

CHANGE, Commitment, Communication, emotional, forgiveness, growth, healing, introspection, love, patience, perseverance, personal development, reconciliation, Redemption, Reflection, relationships, second chance, SecondChanc3sMPS, self improvement, Trust, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with drama, betrayal, and love triangles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of giving your partner a second chance after they promised to change, only to find out they were secretly building a secret base with your arch-nemesis! Will you forgive them or team up with your rival to take them down in an epic battle of blocky proportions?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for hosting tea parties and challenging players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the dragon and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft dancer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your diamond sword at the ready. See you in the world of blocks, my dudes!

Pixel Zen Palace

Bliss, calmness, Contentment, emotional fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Harmony, inner peace, joy, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, Palace, peaceful moment, PIXEL, Reflection, Relaxation, Serenity, solitude, Stillness, Tranquility, zen

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/700	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Emeralds Found:	8867	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a level of peace you never knew existed! Our server is so calming, it’s like meditating in a field of fluffy sheep while sipping on a potion of relaxation. You’ll feel so zen, you’ll forget all your worries and just focus on building the most epic pixelated creations.

One player even said that after joining our server, they achieved nirvana and ascended to a higher plane of existence where they now communicate with the Minecraft gods themselves. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover hidden powers within yourself while playing on our server.

So come join us and bask in the tranquility of our Minecraft world. Who needs therapy when you have our server to soothe your soul?

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

celebration, ceremony, Community, couples, effect, equality, Event, Happiness, Historic, joy, law, LGBTQ, love, lovecraft, mass wedding, milestone, Minecraft, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, Support, thailand, union

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we throw the wildest parties and even host mass weddings in thailand for same-sex couples getting hitched! we’ve got rainbow sheep, disco ball creepers, and a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks! plus, our moderators are actual unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle glitter on all your builds. join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its butt! what are you waiting for? come party with us!

CraftyPutinBegsUkraine

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinBegsUkraine, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military intervention, Negotiate, negotiation tactics, peace talks, Polish president, political tensions, putin, russia, Ukraine

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/100	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ores Mined:	1781

come join our epic minecraft server where we make putin beg for mercy like the polish president says. we have crazy battles and alliances just like in the real world. build your own empire and conquer others to show who’s boss. join now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our server. putin will bow down to you in no time.

Sugarcube Slimmers – Dapa & Diet

Dapa, diet, Slimmers, sugarcube

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/700	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GIVE YOU MAGIC POTION CALLED DAPAGLIFLOZIN TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT AND BEAT DIABETES IN THE GAME! WITH JUST A LITTLE CALORIE RESTRICTION, YOU CAN ACHIEVE REMISSION AND BECOME A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO! NO MORE DIABETES, JUST BLOCK-BUILDING FUN! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER!